Bimbo Bombed Holiday Fruitcake Edition by Kris P. Kreme
A fruitcake nearly always leaves a bad taste, but the one Jennifer receives may just ultimately leave her a tasteless, brainless bimbo.
She always loved Christmas, the decorations, the lights, the thrill of opening presents. One present she wasn’t expecting was to find herself Bimbo Bombed with a tree to decorate. If just twelve ornaments break, the multi-layered attack on her otherwise sweet, successful body begins.
Will this be a happy holidays for Jennifer, or for every man she lays eyes on?
At thirty, Jennifer is sweet, sexy, and successful, qualities usually admired by all. Unfortunately she has rubbed many of her neighbors the wrong way with her perky attitude and her excessive love for all things Christmas. This year someone has chosen to strike back and how best to ruin someone’s holidays? By sending them a fruitcake of course.
Unfortunately for the always merry and mindful Jennifer, this sweet smelling package does not in fact contain a fruitcake. What it does contain is the very beginning to a Christmas like none other for her.
Upon opening the unexpected delivery, Jennifer is sad to see no Christmas goodies are inside. What is inside is a note, a note informing her that she has been Bimbo Bombed.
Someone is not happy about Jennifer’s success, her intelligence failing to prevent ignorance of many of her neighbor’s situations, such as the ones who have had their homes foreclosed by the very banking institution Jennifer works for. Always happy, always sweet and innocent, Jennifer is about to receive a multi-layered punishment for her crimes of ignorance. She’s also about to discover what being truly ignorant means as she ultimately is destined to become a bimbo with an unequaled sexual appetite.
All Jennifer has to do to prevent such a fate from befalling her is to avoid breaking just twelve ornaments, ornaments she has just happened to pull out ready to decorate her tree. Never was decorating the tree so deadly a task as Jennifer tries to convince herself that Bimbo Bombings are rare, something only occasionally reported about in the news, and always done by way of cell phones and computers, not fruitcake deliveries.
Will Jennifer decorate her tree successfully, maintaining her record of never breaking an ornament, since Christmas is her favorite time of year? Will she seal her own fate through clumsiness and suffer the very first multi-layered Bimbo Bombing ever, each layer peeling away what makes her sweet, successful, and smart?
Find out in the special edition of Bimbo Bombed: Holiday Fruitcake Edition, a Kris P. Kreme original.
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