Readers are going to get Bimbo Bummed and Bombed

Bimbo Bummed by Kris P. Kreme

Bimbo Bummed by Kris P. Kreme

It’s time for Readers to find a Bimbo who’s Bombed…

A high maintenance princess goes from riches to rags in the latest Bimbo Bombing. Beverly has always been above everyone, but thanks to her being above the requests of a simple text message she’ll find herself lower than ever.

Lower intelligence, lower morals, and lower on her knees in an alley with the bums she once ignored but now can’t get enough of. No matter how low in society one is, everyone will get a chance to enjoy Beverly’s hills.

 

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Beverly is a rich girl, the elite of society, a snobby girl with class and standards, all of which are about to be tossed in the trash, thanks to a text message she is quick to laugh off. Assuming the message is merely the latest attempt at humor by her boyfriend’s loser pals, Beverly has no time for games. She is on her way into one of the most expensive stores in town, intending to treat herself to some jewelry, possibly expensive imported pearls.

According to the message, she has been Bimbo Bombed, targeted due to her always being the most important girl around, at the top of society. If she refuses to help the next person she sees, she will find out what life at the bottom is like and become a bimbo bum in 100 seconds.

It’s laughable, even for her boyfriend’s buddies, who are truly beneath her, certainly not worth her time. Still, as Beverly snubs her nose in the air at the homeless man outside the fancy store begging for change, she receives another text and this one has her concerned.

An animated counter has loaded on the screen of her phone, numbers counting down from 100 and for some reason she can’t close the message. Angry at her boyfriend, assuming his friends somehow hacked her phone just to mess with her, she heads on into the store, determined to cure her annoyance with retail therapy. However as soon as the counter reaches zero, Beverly finds her mind spinning and her priorities shifting.

She came for a pearl necklace but the expensive ones in the case just don’t seem what she is after anymore. Her highly educated vernacular begins to diminish, her vocabulary simplifying, and a once uptight rich bitch is discovering the carefree enjoyment of bimbo bumming.

She especially enjoys finding that pearl necklace she always wanted… and much much more, when she goes back and rejoins the nasty dirty old bum in the alley near the store. The man may be out of his element with a girl like her, but he sure isn’t afraid to enjoy Beverly’s hills as classy meets trashy like never before.

Watch out for dangerous texts this Readers Choice Month, and treat that special lady to a pearl necklace with Bimbo Bummed.

 

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