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Absolutely No Soliciting by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

Nicole fails to see the sign in the yard warning off solicitors and that is only her first mistake at the man’s home that crisp autumn day. This man is no ordinary man, as she soon discovers, and taking a second glance at young Nicole, he has plans on how best to put her dedication to work. It’s Halloween and Nicole is about to make a bunch of men very very Happy.<\/p>\n

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Nicole is a dedicated girl, motivated to support causes that might not bring her much glory but certainly prove that she can make a positive difference in this world. She’s young, upbeat, and so far having a very successful October day going door to door and collecting signatures to support some needy children having a fun-filled Halloween.<\/p>\n

It’s a cause worth her time and worth the efforts and advantages she can provide. Children is always a good cause and for that, Nicole has felt positive all day. Most homes she has visited collecting something as simple as a signature is no problem. Of course all this is before she visits the one angry man’s home.<\/p>\n

This angry man is not just upset at being disturbed, he seems absolutely raging that she should disturb him. As he points out, there is a clearly marked sign out by the sidewalk which says Absolutely No Soliciting. Despite Nicole attempting to calm his anger, to explain she is only collecting signatures, this man is not having any of it, upset about much more than merely being disturbed.<\/p>\n

Very quickly, Nicole realizes this man is no ordinary man, his voice stopping her quite literally as she finds herself frozen there on his porch, helpless to listen as he reveals his true identity and shares that maybe there is a use for an attractive young girl like her this time of year for a man like him.<\/p>\n

Of course, his plans will involve Nicole taking on a new cause, a worthy cause. After all ‘children’ is always a good cause. Nicole will just have to go door to door for his cause and collect something a bit more personal than signatures.<\/p>\n

As Nicole goes off altered from her experience with this angry man, she is destined to make many men very happy to be disturbed in their homes, and she is sure to forever remember that sometimes Absolutely No Soliciting means No Soliciting, unless of course she has something worth soliciting.<\/p>\n

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Nicole fails to see the sign in the yard warning off solicitors and that is only her first mistake at the man’s home that crisp autumn day. This man is no ordinary man, as she soon discovers, and taking a second glance at young Nicole, he has plans on how best to put her dedication … <\/p>\n

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