{"id":1160,"date":"2012-11-07T11:37:39","date_gmt":"2012-11-07T17:37:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=1160"},"modified":"2012-11-07T11:37:39","modified_gmt":"2012-11-07T17:37:39","slug":"vote-for-kreme-in-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2012\/11\/07\/vote-for-kreme-in-2016\/","title":{"rendered":"Vote for Kreme in 2016!"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Kreme<\/a>

Kreme 2016 Kampaign<\/p><\/div>\n

The election of 2012 is over, the winner announced… But what about 2016?<\/p>\n

While I could have run in this year\u2019s election, I was too busy with providing the freshest Kreme possible, the sluttist bimbos available and keeping Kreme Industries on top of its game.<\/p>\n

But eventually one\u2019s thoughts turn towards what you can do for your fellow man, and what can be done for the bimbos and wannabe bimbos of our great nation\u2026<\/p>\n

Today I am announcing the creation of the Kreme Party and my candidacy to run for President of all Kreme! I promise that I will provide for all those that support my party more bimbos with bigger breasts and lowered inhibitions for all! Not only will the Kreme Party deliver on this promise, but as a bonus, all contributors will receive a free SINtendio Whee!<\/p>\n

How can you go wrong? Unlike the other parties, the Kreme Party delivers on its promise of parties!<\/p>\n

I have not, as yet, begun my search for a running mate but after consulting with my investigation committee, it has been decided that she will be slutty and an eagerly vapid Vice-President.<\/p>\n

As her being blonde, redhead or brunette\u2026 That\u2019s is still being vetted.<\/p>\n

…this could take until 2016.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The election of 2012 is over, the winner announced… But what about 2016? While I could have run in this year\u2019s election, I was too busy with providing the freshest Kreme possible, the sluttist bimbos available and keeping Kreme Industries on top of its game. But eventually one\u2019s thoughts turn towards what you can do … <\/p>\n

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