{"id":1405,"date":"2012-12-03T14:40:11","date_gmt":"2012-12-03T20:40:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=1405"},"modified":"2012-12-05T13:50:56","modified_gmt":"2012-12-05T19:50:56","slug":"the-first-of-the-kreme-klassics-arrive-animedna-is-kremier-than-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2012\/12\/03\/the-first-of-the-kreme-klassics-arrive-animedna-is-kremier-than-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"The first of the Kreme Klassics arrive! AnimeDNA is kremier than ever!"},"content":{"rendered":"

One of the most popular tales from the Kreme is now the first of a new series of Kreme Klassics! A tale that has been completely re-edited, cleaned up, and extended to perfection. The original tale was the first award winning story written by the Kreme, now available as never seen before.<\/p>\n

When some anime really gets into you, it gets into your DNA… your… AnimeDNA<\/strong><\/em>…<\/p>\n

Now on Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now on Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n

\"AnimeDNA<\/a>

AnimeDNA by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

All Keith really wanted was to cover up the stark white wall in his apartment, the one bland bit of his daily life. After shopping a close-out sale at a store downtown, Keith found the perfect poster to put up, something bright, colorful, and more importantly easy on the eyes. Keith’s always had a thing for the exaggerated proportions of Anime girls, even if he never fully understood the genre. There’s just something very enjoyable about staring at the pristine complexion, the bright colored hair, and naturally the huge tits and narrow waists which slope out to very wide hips. The poster is definitely something his buddies will love.<\/p>\n

Unfortunately for Keith his buddies won’t get to see it, and it’s not his buddies who stop by unannounced shortly after he puts the poster up. No, Keith has a girlfriend, Courtney, and one thing that can be said about Courtney is that she’s a bit of a prude. Never having been much for physical affection much less actually letting Keith see her nude in their still fresh relationship, Courtney finds the poster to be downright crude and perverse. Courtney and her sister Lauren are disgusted and the poster is instantly torn down, resulting in unfortunate paper cuts.<\/p>\n

Thus begins a very strange week for Courtney, one in which she finds that a simple cut may have caused rather infectious dreams, dreams which persist night after night, aches and soreness which grows as she tosses and turns. Each morning she wakes to discover new concerns, changes that she is sure she’s not imagining, ones no doctor can help her with. In the end, Keith might be upset about losing the perfection of his Anime girl poster, but he’ll be thrilled with having his very own Anime girlfriend.<\/p>\n

Sometimes it seems that Anime is impossible to resist, especially when it gets inside your very DNA.<\/p>\n

The first of the Kreme Klassics has arrived and it’s kremier than ever!<\/p>\n

Now on Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now on Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

One of the most popular tales from the Kreme is now the first of a new series of Kreme Klassics! A tale that has been completely re-edited, cleaned up, and extended to perfection. The original tale was the first award winning story written by the Kreme, now available as never seen before. When some anime … <\/p>\n

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