{"id":1465,"date":"2012-12-14T13:13:18","date_gmt":"2012-12-14T19:13:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=1465"},"modified":"2012-12-15T18:11:07","modified_gmt":"2012-12-16T00:11:07","slug":"the-world-is-ending-so-kiss-free-will-goodbye","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2012\/12\/14\/the-world-is-ending-so-kiss-free-will-goodbye\/","title":{"rendered":"The world is ending, so Kiss Free Will Goodbye…"},"content":{"rendered":"

The countdown is in its waning days… Are you prepared? Have you listed to the predictions and warnings? They are all, so very much, wrong. So you might as well Kiss Free Will Goodbye<\/strong><\/em>…<\/p>\n

Now on Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now on Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Kiss<\/a>

Kiss Free Will Goodbye<\/p><\/div>\n

Everything will end on December 21st, 2012. That’s when the Mayan calendar ends, but more importantly it’s when the world will have been taken over. Taken over by what or by whom, you ask? Only Joseph Stringer, professor of literature can explain and he has a warning for everyone, a warning to hopefully prevent you falling victim to what he did. The end is coming, though for most it may more correctly be cumming.<\/p>\n

Joseph Stringer never expected to see what he did those days on campus. He never expected to be confronted by a campus where something was not right, something only he seemed to notice. First it was just a kiss here and there, shared between students, but soon the kissing was happening all around him, and not just between students. He witnessed normal responsible individuals behaving like obsessed perverts and it all started with a kiss. The kiss was only the beginning, and soon Professor Joseph Stringer would find himself in the midst of an epidemic, one that spreads innocently enough, though innocence is quickly lost.<\/p>\n

They are taking over, the ones who by his calculations will have succeeded in fully ending free will of all mankind on December 21st, 2012. The only possible warning is a message that Professor Stringer sends out, one limited to only other universities but since that is where the plague is most prevalent, he hopes it can do some good.<\/p>\n

Read with caution if you should wait until December 21st to open this book, for it may already be too late. Avoid all college age girls, avoid them at all costs, and whatever you do don’t let them kiss you. If they do, then you may as well Kiss Free Will Goodbye.<\/p>\n

The Mayans knew the end, now find out the truth from the author who never ends his steady stream of steamy tales.<\/p>\n

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Now on Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now on Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n

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The countdown is in its waning days… Are you prepared? Have you listed to the predictions and warnings? They are all, so very much, wrong. So you might as well Kiss Free Will Goodbye… Now on Smashwords! Now on Amazon! Everything will end on December 21st, 2012. That’s when the Mayan calendar ends, but more … <\/p>\n

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