{"id":18719,"date":"2013-12-24T23:46:14","date_gmt":"2013-12-25T05:46:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=18719"},"modified":"2013-12-26T12:50:36","modified_gmt":"2013-12-26T18:50:36","slug":"time-for-an-adventure-in-santa-land","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2013\/12\/24\/time-for-an-adventure-in-santa-land\/","title":{"rendered":"Time for an Adventure in Santa-Land!"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Adventures<\/a>

Adventures in Santa-Land by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

One family’s visit to Santa-Land ends in the most unexpectedly non-family way imaginable.<\/p>\n

Nick and Belle were groaning when they learned their mother had chosen a silly Christmas-themed family themepark this year. However, they soon might be groaning in pleasure as the college kids each discover how attractive Christmas fun can be.<\/p>\n

A brand new Tale destined to result in pleas for yearly visits to an all new korner of the Kreme universe; Adventures in Santa-Land.<\/p>\n

Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n

Siblings Nick and Belle have always known their mom was a little obsessive about the holidays, particularly Christmas when the family is all together, each of them returning home from their respective colleges.<\/p>\n

This is one of the last Christmas Eve’s they will have as a family, at least before Nick graduates and moves on with his own life. Apparently his mother has chosen to go all out with her Christmas Eve activity of the year, announcing in the car that their father is driving them all to Santa-Land, an elaborate themepark where everything is Christmas related. The rides, the park designs, the shopping; it’s all Ho Ho Ho and as the kids might soon discover, the Hos might be the most fun of their festive yearly tradition they’ve ever had.<\/p>\n

Soon after arriving at the park, a break down between enthusiastic Mom and the kids leads to her throwing her hands up, saying the kids can each go off on their own. She only asks one thing, that they return at the end of the day to go home with much improved attitudes and filled with more of the Christmas spirit.<\/p>\n

As rebellious nineteen year old Belle goes off to do what else, shop the festive fashions, Nick wanders the park, actually finding that the elaborate decor is pretty impressive in places. However, Santa-Land hides some secrets, ones no one might ever expect and ones these two siblings will each discover on their own with irreversibly perverse results.<\/p>\n

What will happen when Nick has an incident with an artful carving of Santa Claus? Will he find his lap irresistible to women of all ages, women who desire to prove just how naughty they can be this year? What will happen when Belle tries on some festive stockings and gloves, ones in a bin labeled Irregular? Will her own desires become much more than just irregular, the stockings and gloves heating her insides up until all morality and decency melts?<\/p>\n

Find out as you take a holiday journey into Santa-Land, where only the Kremiest adventures await you and two siblings named Nick and Belle find that getting filled with the Christmas spirit might just mean taking or giving a serious stuffing of their own.<\/p>\n

Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

One family’s visit to Santa-Land ends in the most unexpectedly non-family way imaginable. Nick and Belle were groaning when they learned their mother had chosen a silly Christmas-themed family themepark this year. However, they soon might be groaning in pleasure as the college kids each discover how attractive Christmas fun can be. A brand new … <\/p>\n

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