{"id":2032,"date":"2013-01-24T11:55:40","date_gmt":"2013-01-24T17:55:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=2032"},"modified":"2013-01-24T22:51:13","modified_gmt":"2013-01-25T04:51:13","slug":"youve-waited-long-enough-sintendo-whee-yoo-has-arrived","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2013\/01\/24\/youve-waited-long-enough-sintendo-whee-yoo-has-arrived\/","title":{"rendered":"You’ve waited long enough… SINtendo Whee Yoo has arrived!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"SINtendo<\/a>Finally, after years of development in the Kreme Labs, after months of testing on “volunteers”, after so much user feedback that the servers crashed from the load…<\/p>\n

SINtendo Whee Yoo\u00a0arrives!<\/p>\n

Now on Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now on Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n

Years ago readers and gamers united in orgasmic cheer to a gaming system that truly promoted some interactive enjoyment, the SINtendo Whee. In the years that followed, games were released, each one ensuring that the players put the SIN into SINtendo Whee. An underground gaming sensation, the Whee console became a true Kreme Klassic and now it’s time for the next generation of console gaming to take things to a whole new level.<\/p>\n

Featuring a brand new design and controllers that will put players more into the games than ever before, meet the SINtendo Whee YOO. This is a game system like none other, where YOO take control of the world around you, YOO choose who you play as, and yes YOO serve as the proprietary memory. Don’t worry, the SINtendo will re-allocate your body for better memory storage, or is that mammary storage?<\/p>\n

Kelly has always been the girl who never reached a place she felt destined for growing up. Having always had the vibrant red hair she saw only busty lust-inspiring women have, she was certain one day she’d be the one everyone envied. Unfortunately she never quite matured the way she expected and now she finds herself about to leave high school nearly as flat as the flat-screen television she and longtime friend Kyle frequently play video games on.<\/p>\n

Kyle’s apparently gotten a new gaming system, one he is far too excited about on the phone, and what begins as a boring Saturday trip to play some fancy new game system will end anything but boring. Along the way to Kyle’s house, Kelly bumps into Missy and Lana, two of her torturers from school and also two of the most curvy over-mature looking teens she has ever seen. The meeting turns out to be fate as Kyle explains how the video game he has will allow the use of Missy and Lana as characters in a game where ultimate humiliation is the goal.<\/p>\n

What Kelly has no idea of is that the game characters are real and whatever she and Kyle do during the game to humiliate the two cruel girls, they suffer the same and humiliation quickly takes a decidedly slutty and public turn. Throughout the game, Kelly finds everything changing, from her attitude towards the two girls to her own slender figure. By the time it’s Game Over, Kyle may be playing with his gamer girl pal Kelly in an entirely different way.<\/p>\n

Let the games begin!<\/p>\n

Now on Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now on Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Finally, after years of development in the Kreme Labs, after months of testing on “volunteers”, after so much user feedback that the servers crashed from the load… SINtendo Whee Yoo\u00a0arrives! Now on Smashwords! Now on Amazon! Years ago readers and gamers united in orgasmic cheer to a gaming system that truly promoted some interactive enjoyment, … <\/p>\n

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