{"id":2069,"date":"2013-01-29T21:38:20","date_gmt":"2013-01-30T03:38:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=2069"},"modified":"2013-01-29T21:38:20","modified_gmt":"2013-01-30T03:38:20","slug":"every-game-console-needs-an-ad-even-the-sintendo-whee-yoo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2013\/01\/29\/every-game-console-needs-an-ad-even-the-sintendo-whee-yoo\/","title":{"rendered":"Every game console needs an ad&#8230; Even the SINtendo Whee Yoo!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_2070\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/SINtendoAd.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2070\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2070\" alt=\"SINtendo Ad\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/SINtendoAd-300x250.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/SINtendoAd-300x250.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/SINtendoAd.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2070\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">SINtendo Ad<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Even notice that the best video games and consoles have the most interesting ads? Have you ever really looked at them? The fine print? The hints about them that are hidden in the ads themselves?<\/p>\n<p>SINtendo Whee You is no exception!<\/p>\n<p>But, the Whee You is the exception when it cums to the latest in game technology!<\/p>\n<p>Get Whee Yoo&#8217;d today!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Even notice that the best video games and consoles have the most interesting ads? Have you ever really looked at them? The fine print? The hints about them that are hidden in the ads themselves? SINtendo Whee You is no exception! 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