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\"UM,<\/a>

UM, It’s a Typo by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

Some jobs are a lot more unique than a mere title can convey and then some jobs aren’t even what they seem to be. Ashley discovers that the job she applied for from a listing in the paper is nothing like she expected and mostly that is due to what seems at first to be an innocent typo in the newspaper.<\/p>\n

Expecting to be using her body for modelling, Ashley finds out that she’s half right when the truth behind the typo is revealed in this Klassic tale of confusion.<\/p>\n

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Ashley hasn’t been having much luck finding the right job since moving to California from the Midwest. As her roommate Darla can attest to she’s a spunky, energy-filled girl whose worst flaw might be wearing clothing she shouldn’t have worn for over seven years just due to the size.<\/p>\n

After finding the perfect job listing in the paper, Ashley may just find out that certain jobs require a lot of spunk and a girl just like her. The listing is for a CD Pster girl, clearly a typo she assumes, probably a poster girl for the music industry, like for CDs and stuff. Ashley has always wanted to get into modeling. It’s why she headed out west and she just knows they will love her once they see her.<\/p>\n

Darla is skeptical but nothing can ruin the bouncy perkiness of Ashley as she heads in the very next day to apply in person at Mentality Studios. Once there, she is surprised to discover that she’s the only girl to respond to the ad, just as surprised as James Harper is, the man who runs the studio and put the ad in the paper himself.<\/p>\n

As Ashley goes on and on about how this kind of job has always been a dream of hers, James is somewhat confused, offering her a plate of mints to snack on and slowly figuring out that something must not have been printed right in the newspaper.<\/p>\n

Imagine Ashley’s surprise when James Harper explains that there was no missing O in the advertisement but that there was a definite typo that reveals the truth about the job Ashley has come in to apply for.<\/p>\n

Discover just how much a simple typo can change a girl’s life and find out whether Ashley embraces the job with as much bouncy enthusiasm as she left home with in the Klassic tale of confusion, UM, it’s a Typo.<\/p>\n

Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Some jobs are a lot more unique than a mere title can convey and then some jobs aren’t even what they seem to be. Ashley discovers that the job she applied for from a listing in the paper is nothing like she expected and mostly that is due to what seems at first to be … <\/p>\n

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