{"id":2090,"date":"2013-01-31T12:07:01","date_gmt":"2013-01-31T18:07:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=2090"},"modified":"2013-02-01T08:27:29","modified_gmt":"2013-02-01T14:27:29","slug":"another-kreme-klassic-is-released-split-steve-arrives","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2013\/01\/31\/another-kreme-klassic-is-released-split-steve-arrives\/","title":{"rendered":"Another Kreme Klassic is released! Split Steve arrives!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Split<\/a>The second of the Kreme Klassics has arrived! The hunt is on for Split Steve, but how do you capture a criminal who can change everything you see, including himself? Find out in the latest Kreme Klassic, available exclusively for the first time in an original extended edition with content that was censored in the past!<\/p>\n

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Now on Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n

The small town of Littleton goes about an ordinary day, shoppers visiting the large electronics store where they browse everything from the latest movie releases to the much needed computer peripherals and gadgets everyone loves.<\/p>\n

No one is aware, however, that perhaps the most dangerous escaped criminal in history is on the loose and headed their way. This criminal, held in a secret government facility outside of town, is like no other. He has the unique ability to bend reality to his own perverse desires and what’s worse, this man is not alone.<\/p>\n

Steve Sanders is one man with the ability to create bubbles of reality, separate twisted changes rewriting not just the physical world and those around him but also the very history and future of those in that world. But Steve Sanders has multiple personalities, each deadly in their own way, each unique in the perverse methods of their madness.<\/p>\n

If one mind controller with the ability to warp the very fabric of reality is bad, Steve Sanders is four times as bad and without the medication keeping his condition at bay, he is destined to create the kind of chaos rarely even imagined in the movies sold at this electronics store.<\/p>\n

Now on Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now on Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The second of the Kreme Klassics has arrived! The hunt is on for Split Steve, but how do you capture a criminal who can change everything you see, including himself? Find out in the latest Kreme Klassic, available exclusively for the first time in an original extended edition with content that was censored in the … <\/p>\n

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