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\"Koed<\/a>

Koed Kurses by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

It can be hard surviving as a Coed. There’s always someone that wants to make your life miserable in some way, shape or form. However, now and again, some get their just desserts. Or, if they are very unlucky… They get Kursed<\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n

Koed Kurses takes a fairy tale and busts it wide open… In more ways than one.<\/p>\n

Now on Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now on Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n

Every fairy tale has a beautiful princess in her kingdom where she is adored and followed daily, and this tale introduces Emmy Shaw, a girl whose wealthy father and famous last name makes her the college queen, the princess who remains pure and untouched. Every fairy tale also has the evil villains or wicked witches and in this tale those roles would best be filled by Darla, Rolina, and Dee, the three members of the college’s new Wiccan Club. They’re goth girls with attitude but just who is worse might be the surprise twist proving that fairy tales aren’t written in stone.<\/p>\n

Emmy is arrogant, self-assured, reveling in her own perfection. She has perfect hair, perfect skin, a perfect body, and perfect grades. She is above all those around her and with that lofty ideal she believes having such group as a Wiccan Club is evil and wrong. Her rants and complaints are heard campus wide and no one disagrees with the almighty and ever beautiful Emmy Shaw. No one except the Wiccan Club members, that is. After a heated encounter, Emmy awakes the next day feeling something isn’t right. Darla, Rolina, and Dee help her see just what isn’t right as they come clean and warn her that she has been cursed, times three.<\/p>\n

Three curses, each interwoven with the other, will ensure that Emmy Shaw poses no threat to their club’s existence, and finds her own existence taking a decidedly downward turn. The curses are at work already on the girl every eye turns to on this college campus and the sight those eyes will see might just be changing more dramatically than Emmy’s attitude. She faces a choice and a test of resolve. Can Emmy resist one of the curses and suffer a fate of freakish top-heavy growth or can she resist another curse and lose her prized intelligence?<\/p>\n

In the end, Emmy Shaw still is the girl most recognized on campus, though just what that recognition comes from might prove that this sure isn’t any fairy tale.<\/p>\n

Now on Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now on Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It can be hard surviving as a Coed. There’s always someone that wants to make your life miserable in some way, shape or form. However, now and again, some get their just desserts. Or, if they are very unlucky… They get Kursed. Koed Kurses takes a fairy tale and busts it wide open… In more … <\/p>\n

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