{"id":21588,"date":"2014-01-10T09:15:14","date_gmt":"2014-01-10T15:15:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=21588"},"modified":"2014-01-08T20:26:32","modified_gmt":"2014-01-09T02:26:32","slug":"peteys-uncensored-cover-is-a-little-bit-pervy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2014\/01\/10\/peteys-uncensored-cover-is-a-little-bit-pervy\/","title":{"rendered":"Petey&#8217;s uncensored cover is a little bit pervy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One more slightly late Christmas present, the Kreme shares with his readers the uncensored cover of Petey the Pervy Elf!<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_21589\" style=\"width: 209px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/PeteythePervyElf-uncensoredcover.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-21589\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-21589\" alt=\"Petey the Pervy Elf Uncensored Cover\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/PeteythePervyElf-uncensoredcover-209x300.jpg\" width=\"209\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/PeteythePervyElf-uncensoredcover-209x300.jpg 209w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/PeteythePervyElf-uncensoredcover-715x1024.jpg 715w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/PeteythePervyElf-uncensoredcover.jpg 1400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 209px) 100vw, 209px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-21589\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Petey the Pervy Elf Uncensored Cover<\/p><\/div>\n<p>And in the next few days watch out for the newest of the Kreme&#8217;s bimbos! Planning to arrive this weekend at Smashwords and Amazon!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One more slightly late Christmas present, the Kreme shares with his readers the uncensored cover of Petey the Pervy Elf! And in the next few days watch out for the newest of the Kreme&#8217;s bimbos! 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