{"id":22142,"date":"2014-01-11T16:36:41","date_gmt":"2014-01-11T22:36:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=22142"},"modified":"2014-01-11T20:52:57","modified_gmt":"2014-01-12T02:52:57","slug":"have-you-walked-the-bimbo-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2014\/01\/11\/have-you-walked-the-bimbo-today\/","title":{"rendered":"Have you Walked The Bimbo today?"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Walking<\/a>

Walking the Bimbo by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

Cerina hated her stepmother’s dog Fifi, the silly little mutt only some brainless princess would carry around in their purse. Taking on the mindless task of walking the dog one day, Cerina just might find herself more fitting for such a pet when she battles a strange storm only to discover a town in the middle of the mountains where strange things seem to occur.<\/p>\n

A town where time stands still? Fortunately, bimbos can’t tell time.<\/p>\n

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Cerina never asked to be the dog walker for her stepmother’s prissy little mutt. She only came home from college to visit her dad; dealing with his wife was part of the package deal and already this was one deal not worth taking.<\/p>\n

Her stepmother’s stupid dog was like those bimbo pets, the ones seen in some ditzy celebrity’s purse on the tabloids. The little dog even had the fitting name of Fifi. Cerina could die of embarrassment walking this dog but her stepmother insisted and one thing Cerina never did was make her father’s life more complicated than it had to be.<\/p>\n

So that’s how she ended up taking the mountain trails with Fifi, walking the dog where hopefully no one would see her, her a college genius with a straight path for success in her future, and her who almost felt dumber just walking the dumb little dog.<\/p>\n

A freak storm of a kind Cerina has never seen before sets her day off on a much more confusing and chaotic path than any walking trail for Fifi as the lightning results in Fifi pulling away, running off, leading Cerina on a chase that only finds her taking a tumble down the mountain forest.<\/p>\n

Coming to, the storm appears to have passed, the search for the stupid little dog leading her to a rather quaint strange little town in a valley among the mountains. Taking a walk, Cerina quickly becomes aware that this town is not like any other and the sole occupant, a man named Thomas, seems dedicated to escaping it.<\/p>\n

Will Cerina find that escape is impossible from a town where every scent is somehow slightly off, where even the sun and sky seem not quite correct? Is this Thomas behind it all and leading her into a trap of some sinister design? What is the secret behind the town where time stands still?<\/p>\n

Follow along with Cerina and discover the mysterious tale that serves as a lesson on proper pet care and how anyone can become a bimbo when they stop thinking about it. Following up the success of Bimbo Bombing, the twisted new tale of bimbo crimes, Kris P. Kreme brings readers Walking the Bimbo, a mysterious tale that puts the twist in twisted endings.<\/p>\n

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Cerina hated her stepmother’s dog Fifi, the silly little mutt only some brainless princess would carry around in their purse. Taking on the mindless task of walking the dog one day, Cerina just might find herself more fitting for such a pet when she battles a strange storm only to discover a town in the … <\/p>\n

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