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\"SLut<\/a>

SLut Farming by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

Kristen hated the idea of moving to the country before she even got to town. Despite her dad’s assurances, she knew it wasn’t going to be fun, nothing to do in the small farm town.<\/p>\n

After meeting the locals and her neighbors, Kristen might just discover that she is what everyone wants to do in this town.<\/p>\n

Slut Farming takes Kreme Klassics on a country drive.<\/p>\n

Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n

The last thing Kristen would have asked for at the age of eighteen is to be forced into a move with her single father. Even having to move though wasn’t as bad as where they had to relocate, finding herself transported from city life to the rough and crazy farm country back roads where everyone speaks with a twang and dialect and there’s simply nothing to do in town.<\/p>\n

As Kristen quickly discovers and is assured by local boys, the best thing to do in town might just be her. Instantly Kristen takes a dislike to Lester, a boy her age who seems quite interested in the new girl who also happens to be a neighbor down the road. There’s talk from both him and his family about how everyone shares in the country and one thing they sure enjoy sharing is a nice slut now and then.<\/p>\n

Assuming them to be insane, or just far too rural eccentric for her tastes, Kristen refuses to embrace the new life her father has established in such a bizarre quiet town. There’s something in the air though, something quite unsettling that Kristen can’t put her finger on to identify. Only the cologne that seems so popular with the local folk, an oddly floral scent, fits as the common link between odd behavior and downright crude comments.<\/p>\n

Will Kristen possibly survive country life as a girl on the farm, or will she discover that she’s the best crop in town? Discover what they grow on certain farms and why it smells so irresistible in Slut Farming, a Kreme Klassic with a country twang to it.<\/p>\n

Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Kristen hated the idea of moving to the country before she even got to town. Despite her dad’s assurances, she knew it wasn’t going to be fun, nothing to do in the small farm town. After meeting the locals and her neighbors, Kristen might just discover that she is what everyone wants to do in … <\/p>\n

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