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\"Lenny<\/a>

Lenny the Lecherous Leprechaun Kollection by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

The entire Lenny the Leprechaun Klassic Kollection is available for the first and only time from the Kreme! When Lenny the Leprechaun was banished from his home, he took the curse handed down to him as punishment and came to enjoy it. Wishes go wild on St. Patrick’s Day as Lenny makes desires come true in ever more twisted ways, perverting reality and making sure no one needs a drink to see how warped a lecherous leprechaun can be.<\/p>\n

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Long ago, Lenny the Leprechaun was banished from his home, from a magical realm into our world, a world where Lenny grew to enjoy what was intended to be his punishment. You see, Lenny always had an eye for the ladies, particularly human ladies. He was an observer and great admirer of the fairer sex and Lenny likes to use the curse he was given to make sure sex is fairly distributed.<\/p>\n

In truth Lenny the Leprechaun was always a lecherous soul if a friendly one and now he is cursed to wander this world without a home, without a people, and come St. Patrick’s Day, should he be seen by human eyes, Lenny must grant a wish, one wish per person. The only thing is that with a lech like Lenny the Leprechaun, wishes are bound to be anything but ordinary when he makes them come true.<\/p>\n

Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day the way only a cursed leprechaun can and raise up a drink while this exclusive Klassic Kollection raises more than your blood pressure. Lenny the Lecherous Leprechaun’s origin and epic experiences are bundled together for the first and only time ever, fresh from the Kreme.<\/p>\n

Join Lenny as he handles his discovery in a small apartment building, making sure the tenants are more than friendly, then follow up with Lenny as he hides away in a large shopping mall where a special late night event results in much better pursuits than shopping. The phrase goes Kiss me, I’m Irish, but with Lenny around, kisses are the least of your worries.<\/p>\n

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The entire Lenny the Leprechaun Klassic Kollection is available for the first and only time from the Kreme! When Lenny the Leprechaun was banished from his home, he took the curse handed down to him as punishment and came to enjoy it. Wishes go wild on St. Patrick’s Day as Lenny makes desires come true … <\/p>\n

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