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\"Repo'd<\/a>

Repo’d by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

Alison Barnes pays her bills… at least most of them. She pays to look good, pays to drive an expensive car, pays to live in a nice home. What she doesn’t pay off is the student loans from college, where she only recently graduated.<\/p>\n

At 21 she’s about to get a lesson in life she will very soon forget, though to be truthful, there are many things she might soon forget.<\/p>\n

The repo men are coming, in more ways than one.<\/p>\n

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It’s Pete’s first day in the field as a licensed repo-man, a job he expects to be difficult and unpleasant at times. Alongside the experienced Trevor, he’s about to discover that their particular specialty in repossessions can actually be quite a pleasant experience… if not exactly for the debtors.<\/p>\n

Spotting their first debtor of the day, Trevor assures his new partner that he has lucked out, an easy repo and one that will most certainly be a learning experience for the rookie. Alison Barnes never knows what turn her day will take, simply washing her expensive car out in the driveway, waiting on her boyfriend to stop by.<\/p>\n

Approached by Trevor and Pete, their truck blocking the entrance to a nice private front driveway, the repo is underway, but as Alison finds out, the expensive car is not what these men are there to repossess.<\/p>\n

She is six months in default on her student loans, a debt that the finance company does not take lightly and now she will have to face the consequences of her poor money management.<\/p>\n

When you spend someone else’s money to get an education and find yourself a bright young 21 year old, you won’t believe what gets repossessed if you fail to pay your bills. Alison and her boyfriend will find that sometimes a repo goes bad for one but perfect for another.<\/p>\n

Just when you thought there was no new story behind the bimbos wandering the streets, a new tale from the Kreme comes along and blows the lid off the truth behind an epic outbreak of poor spending and poor intelligence. Get Repo’d today.<\/p>\n

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Alison Barnes pays her bills… at least most of them. She pays to look good, pays to drive an expensive car, pays to live in a nice home. What she doesn’t pay off is the student loans from college, where she only recently graduated. At 21 she’s about to get a lesson in life she … <\/p>\n

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