{"id":2460,"date":"2013-03-30T17:13:03","date_gmt":"2013-03-30T22:13:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=2460"},"modified":"2013-03-30T22:42:32","modified_gmt":"2013-03-31T03:42:32","slug":"its-bennys-time-of-year-so-look-for-his-eggs-if-you-dare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2013\/03\/30\/its-bennys-time-of-year-so-look-for-his-eggs-if-you-dare\/","title":{"rendered":"It’s Benny’s time of year so look for his eggs if you dare…"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Benny<\/a>

Benny the Bumbling Bunny by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

Everyone knows the Easter bunny. During the fertile time of year known as Spring, those wishing to add to their families receive special visits by Easter bunnies, visits they never are aware of, unless that bunny is named Benny. Benny is a bumbling bunny, a loveable character who does well at delivering the passion for fertility, even if he makes more than a few wrong deliveries… often…<\/p>\n

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It’s Spring, the time when everything blooms, when there’s something in the air, but it isn’t what’s in the air that will create such enjoyable havoc this Easter. To celebrate in only the hoppiest way, meet Benny the Bunny. He’s all set to become the latest officially licensed Easter bunny and all he has to do is pass his first field test.<\/p>\n

The truth behind the legend of the Easter Bunny is told through only the Kremiest stories as Benny the Bunny becomes famous for his loveable bumbling ways and gets started on his path to being one of the most famous of the many mythical Easter bunnies.<\/p>\n

As an Easter bunny, Benny only needs to deliver very special eggs to the thresholds of human homes, the delivery of these hidden eggs assuring that the magic of Spring and fertility will spread to the married couple that lives there. Unfortunately, Benny has more enthusiasm than attention to details and so his first Easter is a series of hapless mistakes, eggs being delivered to wrong locations, eggs being discovered by unmarried individuals, and even eggs being consumed by mistake.<\/p>\n

All of this leads to one massively successful celebration of fertility, and even if his methods are chaotic, it assures that Benny the Bumbling Bunny will be a happy Easter bunny for years and years to come.<\/p>\n

Enjoy not one but two fun filled Benny the Bunny adventures!<\/p>\n

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Everyone knows the Easter bunny. During the fertile time of year known as Spring, those wishing to add to their families receive special visits by Easter bunnies, visits they never are aware of, unless that bunny is named Benny. Benny is a bumbling bunny, a loveable character who does well at delivering the passion for … <\/p>\n

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