{"id":2618,"date":"2013-04-14T16:53:44","date_gmt":"2013-04-14T21:53:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=2618"},"modified":"2013-04-15T16:59:05","modified_gmt":"2013-04-15T21:59:05","slug":"a-bare-bunny-here-because-it-cant-be-elsewhere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2013\/04\/14\/a-bare-bunny-here-because-it-cant-be-elsewhere\/","title":{"rendered":"A Bare Bunny here because it can&#8217;t be elsewhere"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_2619\" style=\"width: 209px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/BennytheBunny-uncensoredcover.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2619\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2619\" alt=\"Benny the Bumbling Bunny Uncensored Cover\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/BennytheBunny-uncensoredcover-209x300.jpg\" width=\"209\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/BennytheBunny-uncensoredcover-209x300.jpg 209w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/BennytheBunny-uncensoredcover-715x1024.jpg 715w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/BennytheBunny-uncensoredcover.jpg 1400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 209px) 100vw, 209px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2619\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Benny the Bumbling Bunny Uncensored Cover<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Some of the book covers can&#8217;t make it to Amazon or Smashwords without strategically placed things to avoid some problems. Of course here I don&#8217;t have that problem.<\/p>\n<p>So here is the uncensored cover for Benny the Bumbling Bunny for readers of the Kreme to enjoy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some of the book covers can&#8217;t make it to Amazon or Smashwords without strategically placed things to avoid some problems. Of course here I don&#8217;t have that problem. 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