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\"Warping<\/a>

Warping Minds at The Knowledge Bank by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

Warping Minds at the Knowledge Bank<\/strong><\/em> is a unique entry into the Kreme Library. Someone has unseen motives and methods for taking decent workers and making them perverse souls with pleasure on the brain.\u00a0Charles Martin has a warning for everyone. Someone is warping minds at The Knowledge Bank, the most advanced smart building on the planet. A Kreme Klassic full of mysteries and the magic of technology, staged in a building that may just be more sinister than it is advanced<\/p>\n

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Charles Martin was just another victim of the economy, an unemployed man fighting against time and the crowded interviewing process everywhere he could apply. He sent applications all over, online and off, and one of those applications returned the opportunity of a lifetime. Charles was invited to work at The Knowledge Bank.<\/p>\n

Perhaps the most advanced building on the face of the planet, located in a remote town called Krystalis, The Knowledge Bank was no ordinary structure. It was a smart building, and like smart phones, smart cars, and smart anything else, this building knew intuitively through advanced programming just where each employee belonged. Everything was advanced, from the elevators knowing what floor an individual needed to be on at what time, to the most eccentric and intelligent individuals working on various top secret projects. It was all too good to be true for Charles Martin.<\/p>\n

As the training began and he met his close team of individuals, rumors were heard, stories told about a mysterious thirteenth floor and how no one ever went there, and those who did came back\u2026 different. Something was changing the employees at The Knowledge Bank, something was corrupting them, making them a shell of the moral upstanding individuals they once were, and Charles Martin witnessed it all firsthand.<\/p>\n

Witnessing his own team slowly breaking down, one at a time, going from business to pleasure and seeming entirely oblivious to the changes, Charles broke free and these are the final words, his last warning, the true story of what was Warping Minds at the Knowledge Bank.<\/p>\n

Read the Klassic that introduced a tense air of mystery to the usual Kreme flavors, and find yourselves walking step by step through an advanced building full of mystery and mayhem.<\/p>\n

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Warping Minds at the Knowledge Bank is a unique entry into the Kreme Library. Someone has unseen motives and methods for taking decent workers and making them perverse souls with pleasure on the brain.\u00a0Charles Martin has a warning for everyone. Someone is warping minds at The Knowledge Bank, the most advanced smart building on the … <\/p>\n

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