{"id":26381,"date":"2014-03-17T08:18:26","date_gmt":"2014-03-17T13:18:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=26381"},"modified":"2024-03-14T22:48:00","modified_gmt":"2024-03-15T03:48:00","slug":"lenny-the-lecherous-leprechaun-returns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2014\/03\/17\/lenny-the-lecherous-leprechaun-returns\/","title":{"rendered":"Lenny the Lecherous Leprechaun Returns!"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"The<\/a>

The Legacy of Lenny the Lecherous Leprechaun by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

If you thought you’d seen the last of Lenny the leprechaun, think again.<\/p>\n

One tale has remained untold until now, the tale of how Lenny passed along his legacy to a human one year. After witnessing magic in perhaps the most extreme and depraved manner possible, one human boy named Lewis makes a wish to be able to do what Lenny does.<\/p>\n

St. Patrick’s Day will never be the same as he discovers and embraces the costs of such a wish.<\/p>\n

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Ye all know the tales of Lenny, that’s true, though get ready for one tale that is quite brand new. In all of his lecherous years granting wishes, cursed to create havoc most luridly delicious; only once did Lenny let a human take over, granting magic as rare as a four leaf clover.<\/p>\n

An all new epic tale featuring everyone’s favorite lecherous leprechaun tells of the legacy of Lenny, the passing along of his unique curse. Lenny the leprechaun was used to spending his years wandering, watching the humans, and facing a choice each St. Patrick’s Day. He could either hide it out and save them the fate of having their wishes turned into perversions which would forever change their lives, or he could live it up and face the chance of being discovered, of being seen and having to grant wishes with quite intense twists to whatever they received.<\/p>\n

This was to be a year Lenny rested, weary from the travels, tired of the perverse and ready to just settle into a nice quiet hiding spot and take the day off. Everything seemed to be going to plan, a nice quiet suburb, a home with a large wraparound porch, a place he could hole up and wait out St. Patrick’s Day.<\/p>\n

Of course fate had a different plan in store and when an eighteen year old boy discovers Lenny during a practiced magic trick, pulling a sheet off a table to reveal much more than he intended, everything is on track to be yet another typical day where Lenny grants wishes.<\/p>\n

However this is the day of his legacy, a day when after witnessing the severe depravity Lenny’s magic causes on his friends and sister, the boy with a love for magic makes a special wish to be able to do everything Lenny can do.<\/p>\n

Lenny is soon not the only lecherous one around as Lewis gets a gift like none other, the ability to grant wishes with his magic wand, the ability to perform true magic, but only one day a year and this is that day.<\/p>\n

As Lenny finds his rest under the porch, Lewis goes off and quickly finds that a wish granted from Lenny always comes with a price, and the costs of being able to perform real magic might cost a lot more than he expected. He can’t control the ability, once anyone speaks the words “I wish” and as he comes to discover, those words are spoken more often than he might have assumed in casual conversation.<\/p>\n

What begins as an unexpected wish granted on someone in his home quickly becomes a depraved passion he enjoys as Lewis takes a nice casual walk for St. Patrick’s Day, spreading more than a wee bit of magic and mayhem thanks to his new pal Lenny.<\/p>\n

Watch what you wish for when Lenny’s around, though careful cause Lewis just might take you down.<\/p>\n

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If you thought you’d seen the last of Lenny the leprechaun, think again. One tale has remained untold until now, the tale of how Lenny passed along his legacy to a human one year. After witnessing magic in perhaps the most extreme and depraved manner possible, one human boy named Lewis makes a wish to … <\/p>\n

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