{"id":284,"date":"2012-07-27T12:15:07","date_gmt":"2012-07-27T17:15:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=284"},"modified":"2012-08-16T21:02:18","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T02:02:18","slug":"kreme-kuickies-a-calculated-risk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2012\/07\/27\/kreme-kuickies-a-calculated-risk\/","title":{"rendered":"Kreme Kuickies &#8211; A Calculated Risk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/KremeKuicky-ACalculatedRisk1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-465\" title=\"Kreme Kuicky - A Calculated Risk\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/KremeKuicky-ACalculatedRisk1-300x277.jpg\" alt=\"Kreme Kuicky - A Calculated Risk\" width=\"300\" height=\"277\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/KremeKuicky-ACalculatedRisk1-300x277.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/KremeKuicky-ACalculatedRisk1.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>As a special bonus for readers of Tales from the Kreme&#8230; The uncensored cover of A Calculated Risk! 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You can see a preview of the story you voted for here on my site, and of course the story is on Smashwords right now too! &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2012\/07\/27\/kreme-kuickies-a-calculated-risk\/\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":465,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[19,8,4],"tags":[10,64,63],"class_list":["post-284","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-kreme-kuickies","category-kremey-picture-goodness","category-tales-from-the-kreme","tag-images","tag-kreme-kuickies","tag-tales-from-the-kreme","item-wrap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/KremeKuicky-ACalculatedRisk1.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2iXk7-4A","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":409,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2012\/08\/11\/kreme-kuickies-krempoo-and-konditioner-now-available-on-smashwords\/","url_meta":{"origin":284,"position":0},"title":"Kreme Kuickies &#8211; Krempoo and Konditioner Now Available on Smashwords and Amazon!","author":"Kris P. 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