{"id":287,"date":"2012-09-24T09:56:58","date_gmt":"2012-09-24T14:56:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=287"},"modified":"2012-09-26T21:22:27","modified_gmt":"2012-09-27T02:22:27","slug":"krempoo-konditioner-ad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2012\/09\/24\/krempoo-konditioner-ad\/","title":{"rendered":"Kreme Kuickies &#8211; Krempoo &#038; Konditioner Ad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/KrempooAdredo.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-764\" title=\"Krempoo and Konditioner Ad\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/KrempooAdredo-168x300.jpg\" alt=\"Krempoo and Konditioner Ad\" width=\"168\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/KrempooAdredo-168x300.jpg 168w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/KrempooAdredo.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 168px) 100vw, 168px\" \/><\/a>As I was working on the Kreme Kuickie called Krempoo &amp; Konditioner, I decided to create an ad for this amazing new product that reveals all of its benefits!<\/p>\n<p>While other products talk about what they will do for your hair, Krempoo &amp; Konditioner gives more than bounce&#8230; a lot more than bounce in a lot of places they don&#8217;t think about.<\/p>\n<p>Of course there is some fine print, but what product on the market today doesn&#8217;t come with those?<\/p>\n<p>So, as an additional tasty treat&#8230; Here&#8217;s the ad.<\/p>\n<p>You can find <a href=\"https:\/\/www.smashwords.com\/books\/view\/214001\" target=\"_blank\">the story is on Smashwords for only 99 cents!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B0098TK9J6\" target=\"_blank\">You can also find it on Amazon here!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>This could be the beginning of a new line of specially created products by Kreme InKorporated&#8230; You just never know.<\/p>\n<p>Keep watching for more from The Kreme&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I was working on the Kreme Kuickie called Krempoo &amp; Konditioner, I decided to create an ad for this amazing new product that reveals all of its benefits! While other products talk about what they will do for your hair, Krempoo &amp; Konditioner gives more than bounce&#8230; a lot more than bounce in a &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2012\/09\/24\/krempoo-konditioner-ad\/\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":764,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[19,8,4],"tags":[10,64,63],"class_list":["post-287","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-kreme-kuickies","category-kremey-picture-goodness","category-tales-from-the-kreme","tag-images","tag-kreme-kuickies","tag-tales-from-the-kreme","item-wrap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/KrempooAdredo.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2iXk7-4D","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":284,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2012\/07\/27\/kreme-kuickies-a-calculated-risk\/","url_meta":{"origin":287,"position":0},"title":"Kreme Kuickies &#8211; A Calculated Risk","author":"Kris P. 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