{"id":35422,"date":"2014-05-23T11:02:06","date_gmt":"2014-05-23T16:02:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=35422"},"modified":"2014-05-23T20:19:27","modified_gmt":"2014-05-24T01:19:27","slug":"how-many-os-are-there-in-o-canada","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2014\/05\/23\/how-many-os-are-there-in-o-canada\/","title":{"rendered":"How many O’s are there in O Canada?"},"content":{"rendered":"
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O Canada by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

Paul recounts the tale of how his Canadian girlfriend Elly went from the girl of his dreams to the stuff dirty fantasies are made of.<\/p>\n

Taking her out to celebrate her birthday at a fancy restaurant, the staff provides her with much more than a cake, but it’s the musical candle on the cake that gets Elly to belt out her first O of the evening.<\/p>\n

It won’t be the last and Elly will be filling up and out like never imagined before her birthday is over.<\/p>\n

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Paul first met Elly after moving to Canada in 2010. While the relocation was mostly due to climate, needing a northern climate to better handle some medical issues, he never suspected the miraculous girl he’d quickly become infatuated with and just what crazy events would happen to prove that Canadian girls truly are hotter than their climate and twice as much fun to spend time in.<\/p>\n

Elly was always a sweet, fun girl. She had a perfect blend of naughtiness that remained comfortably playful but never slutty… at least until the night of her 22nd birthday. That was the night everything changed and Paul witnessed it all firsthand.
\nHe’d planned everything out, reservations for dinner at one of the finest restaurants in town, a table reserved in a place of prominence where everyone could gaze on Elly as he treated her to a fantastic birthday dinner. Naturally the restaurant staff had been made aware of what an important night this was.<\/p>\n

When the waiters appeared with a very fancy cake for Elly, Paul never batted an eye and enjoyed the sweetly surprised expression on Elly’s always gorgeous face. Only when the man placed the special candle into the cake and lit it did Paul begin really noticing something unusual, but he would be far from the last in the restaurant that night to have eyes for Elly and enjoy just how famished the birthday girl was about to become.<\/p>\n

It was a musical candle but instead of playing Happy Birthday upon being lit, it played the Canadian Anthem. Now as little as most Canadians paid attention to the Anthem, this one one time everyone around would be captivated by it, most notably Elly.<\/p>\n

Paul watched as she stood from the table, staring into the lit candle, and as crazy as it seemed, Elly began to sing along with it.<\/p>\n

With every lyric she belted out, her passion for the music turned to something else. Her O’s sounded like moans, her hands roamed her body, and it would be an understatement to say that Elly put some serious orgasmic oomph into this singing of the Canadian anthem.<\/p>\n

Elly was only getting started though as she extinguished the flame. Her appetite was only beginning and quickly she was consuming the cake, finding that as she did, everything began to change. Paul witnessed it all, seeing that his lovely girlfriend was becoming anything but innocent looking and in no time at all, she would be getting much more than cake crammed down her throat.<\/p>\n

To say that Canadians are friendly might seem a stereotype but Elly made sure every man in the restaurant that night helped her celebrate her birthday and they all were quite happy to help. Everything changed, and Elly changed most of all, and while she may have ended up curvier than ever, satisfied beyond belief, she owed it all to two impassioned moaned out words… O Canada.<\/p>\n

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Paul recounts the tale of how his Canadian girlfriend Elly went from the girl of his dreams to the stuff dirty fantasies are made of. Taking her out to celebrate her birthday at a fancy restaurant, the staff provides her with much more than a cake, but it’s the musical candle on the cake that … <\/p>\n

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