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\"SINtendo<\/a>

SINtendo Shades by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

Joel just wants to find a pair of inexpensive internet glasses, those wearable devices that let someone explore the internet in the corner of their eye while looking cool and gaining popularity.<\/p>\n

What he finds is the latest from a company called SINtendo, some gaming glasses called SINtendo Shades, which promise to offer full view control and interactivity with the world around whoever wears them.<\/p>\n

As with most things SINtendo, the results are a bit more complicated and kinky.<\/p>\n

Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n

Joel is a high school senior who wants to break into the elite, the popular crowd, the ones who everyone else in the school looks up to and envies. He wants to have something to break him into that clique but so far he has been beaten at every turn by Ben Harris.<\/p>\n

Ben is the kid who showed up at school three days ago with the newest internet computer glasses, the modern gadgets so expensive they just aren’t seen on your average high school student. The popularity those glasses have brought Ben Harris is horrible and Joel is determined to find his own.<\/p>\n

He aims to match Ben at every turn, to outdo if possible, even if it means sacrificing the money he has been putting away for a new car.<\/p>\n

Unfortunately internet glasses just aren’t cheap, none of them, even the used ones cheaper than his tightly thin budget. Joel has been up all night searching, pounding his frustration to the annoyance of his twin sister Jeri in the adjoining room, eyes tired, body aching from staring at the screen.<\/p>\n

That is when the popup ad appears, the one that unlike all before it actually halts him from immediately clicking it closed. The ad promises wearable winning, enhanced eyewear like no other. Linking to a page, Joel is taken to the all new SINtendo Shades, the latest in gaming and adult entertainment.<\/p>\n

These amazing looking sunglasses offer a full field of vision, not simply some internet display in the very corner. They offer overlaid technology on the wearer’s entire world, and promise that everyone focused on through the shades will become part of the wearer’s own personal game. More than a game though, SINtendo Shades are a life experience, changing everything about the world they view through these technological sunglasses.<\/p>\n

While Joel doesn’t fully understand much of what he reads, he does understand two key things. First, SINtendo Shades are impressively only $299 and second, they look so much cooler than Ben Harris’ stupid super expensive internet glasses.<\/p>\n

He orders right away, paying in full and getting overnight guaranteed delivery. Since it’s the weekend, Joel knows that by Monday he will already be a pro using these new SINtendo Shades.<\/p>\n

Arriving early Saturday afternoon, Joel is more than just excited as he tears into the box, pulling out the impressively cool looking SINtendo Shades. His sister Jeri and her boyfriend Robby happen to be in the room at the time, sharing an interest in what has Joel so worked up, so demonstrations seem in order.<\/p>\n

To Joel’s surprise, these shades do much more than he ever anticipated, literally seeming to control those around him in ways he isn’t at all prepared for. His thoughts running away with him, Joel can’t seem to prevent Jeri and Robby from being manipulated by the shades, becoming pawns in a game they never imagined, even Joel unable to fully control his impulse thinking as he focuses on each of them.<\/p>\n

From sweet sister to slut, Jeri gets quite openly affectionate with her boyfriend, saying and doing things so depraved, Joel can only stare. Even when his mother comes storming into the living room to stop them, Joel only looks her way, one look through the SINtendo Shades unleashing a wave of behavioral changes in her neither of them are prepared for.<\/p>\n

SINtendo Shades clearly were intended for adults and Joel ignored that fact as he does many of the other warnings on the eyewear, taking them out into public as he leaves the chaos at home to go see his best friend, Nikki.<\/p>\n

The more he wears them, the more the shades darken his desires, his fantasies, the world becoming his own playground in games no one will soon forget.<\/p>\n

Shade your sinful desires, but darken your depravity, with the all new SINtendo Shades.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Joel just wants to find a pair of inexpensive internet glasses, those wearable devices that let someone explore the internet in the corner of their eye while looking cool and gaining popularity. What he finds is the latest from a company called SINtendo, some gaming glasses called SINtendo Shades, which promise to offer full view … <\/p>\n

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