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\"Pumped<\/a>

Pumped by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

Normally uptight and routine-oriented Rebecca finds her world turned upside down after a wine drinking binge leads her to try out the old gag gift sex toy given to her by an old friend.<\/p>\n

The breast pump like device definitely works as planned regarding the pleasure, but the side effects of overuse are somewhat severe and magnifying over time, leading the ever more top heavy woman through one embarrassment after another.<\/p>\n

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Rebecca’s one night of tipsy wine drinking may just change her life forever. A woman who all her adult life has remained rigorously routine-oriented, Rebecca rarely loosens up. Some wine will do that to any girl and finding herself turned on with no man in her life, Rebecca did what anyone might find perfectly normal.<\/p>\n

Pulling out an old gag gift given to her by an old college roommate, Rebecca enjoyed some friendly manual stimulation, though the unusual breast pump like device has left her the following morning with the most sobering thing she could imagine. Her chest has swollen to somewhat large proportions, stretching out her shirt and causing the woman who plans out everything to have no plan on just how to handle this series of events.<\/p>\n

According to the warnings on the box, the breast pump may cause localized swelling when overused. Further, it may affect thinking and behavior in addition to heightening sensitivity.<\/p>\n

None of this makes Rebecca feel any better about the side effects possibly diminishing by the time she needs to face her coworkers at a tight knit professional place she has always garnered respect. Deciding no time can go by, she immediately goes to a doctor, one of the random doc-in-the-box places out of the way so that no one will recognize her.<\/p>\n

Explaining to the doctor the embarrassing situation, she hopes he will have a cure, perhaps some injection or solution that quickly solves the most obvious two swollen remnants of a drunken self-stimulating night. She finds her thoughts running away with her even before seeing the man himself, and once she does, her humiliation is just beginning as he leaves puzzled, suggesting a nurse look her over and schedule a followup exam for Monday morning.<\/p>\n

The nurse’s touch almost sends Rebecca completely out of her mind, spiraling into orgasmic pleasure, blushing as she leaves the office slightly more swollen than before, every touch seeming to further pump her up.<\/p>\n

Deciding she could certainly use a drink to calm her nerves, Rebecca stops by a local pub where her old friend Debbie works as bartender. If anyone can take care of her situation delicately, it’s Debbie.<\/p>\n

Unfortunately as things work out, the two get cozy together after sharing the lurid tale of how Rebecca didn’t in fact have breast implants, and the night winds up with each somewhat drunkenly playing with the pumping little sex toy.<\/p>\n

Thoughts change, minds blown by the pleasures of the weekend, and by the time Monday morning rolls around, both Rebecca and Debbie are there to see the doctor, both pumped up beyond belief, both hopelessly horny and ready for much more than just an examination.<\/p>\n

As Rebecca discovers, sometimes you can get excited over a drunken night alone. Sometimes though, you can get truly pumped about it.<\/p>\n

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Normally uptight and routine-oriented Rebecca finds her world turned upside down after a wine drinking binge leads her to try out the old gag gift sex toy given to her by an old friend. The breast pump like device definitely works as planned regarding the pleasure, but the side effects of overuse are somewhat severe … <\/p>\n

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