{"id":36556,"date":"2014-08-22T08:39:28","date_gmt":"2014-08-22T13:39:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=36556"},"modified":"2014-08-21T20:52:47","modified_gmt":"2014-08-22T01:52:47","slug":"lifting-the-covers-from-readers-choice-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2014\/08\/22\/lifting-the-covers-from-readers-choice-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Lifting the covers from Reader&#8217;s Choice Month 2!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Kreme would like to thank all of the Readers that voted for the ideas that became the stories for Reader&#8217;s Choice 2 in July.<\/p>\n<p>There are two uncensored covers which were rejected by Smashwords and Amazon for being a bit too risque.<\/p>\n<p>First, there is the cover for SINtendo Shades that had a bit too much showing under the top, but here for Readers is that uncensored cover.<\/p>\n<p>The other cover that was rejected was for Kreme-squeezed Dani Delicious which, again, was a bit more than seemed to be acceptable on Amazon and Smashwords.<\/p>\n<p>But here on the Kreme&#8217;s site, anything goes and here they are!<\/p>\n\n\t\t<style>\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 50%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-36556 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2014\/08\/22\/lifting-the-covers-from-readers-choice-2\/uncensoredsintendoshades-cover\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/UncensoredSINtendoShades-cover-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Uncensored SINtendo Shades cover by Kris P. Kreme\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-36557\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/UncensoredSINtendoShades-cover-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/UncensoredSINtendoShades-cover-120x120.jpg 120w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-36557'>\n\t\t\t\tSINtendo Shades\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2014\/08\/22\/lifting-the-covers-from-readers-choice-2\/uncensoredkreme-squeezed-cover\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/UncensoredKreme-squeezed-cover-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Uncensored Kreme-squeezed Dani Delicious cover by Kris P. Kreme\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-36558\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/UncensoredKreme-squeezed-cover-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/UncensoredKreme-squeezed-cover-120x120.jpg 120w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-36558'>\n\t\t\t\tKreme-Squeezed Dani Delicious\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>Thank you for supporting Reader&#8217;s Choice Month and remember to vote every month for the ideas and themes you like best!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Kreme would like to thank all of the Readers that voted for the ideas that became the stories for Reader&#8217;s Choice 2 in July. There are two uncensored covers which were rejected by Smashwords and Amazon for being a bit too risque. First, there is the cover for SINtendo Shades that had a bit &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2014\/08\/22\/lifting-the-covers-from-readers-choice-2\/\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":456,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[8,6],"tags":[10,67],"class_list":["post-36556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-kremey-picture-goodness","category-thoughts-of-the-kreme","tag-images","tag-thoughts-of-the-kreme","item-wrap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2iXk7-9vC","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":7808,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2013\/08\/05\/readers-should-see-the-fun-uncensored-cover-shouldnt-they\/","url_meta":{"origin":36556,"position":0},"title":"Readers should see the Fun uncensored cover shouldn&#8217;t they?","author":"Kris P. 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