{"id":36608,"date":"2014-08-30T13:22:27","date_gmt":"2014-08-30T18:22:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=36608"},"modified":"2014-08-30T19:12:01","modified_gmt":"2014-08-31T00:12:01","slug":"sintendo-goes-to-the-arcade","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2014\/08\/30\/sintendo-goes-to-the-arcade\/","title":{"rendered":"SINtendo goes to the arcade"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"SINtendo<\/a>

SINtendo Arcade by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

Everyone who has heard of SINtendo knows the company first appeared publicly with the release of the SINtendo Whee gaming console.<\/p>\n

What if everyone was wrong?<\/p>\n

Donald Duke uncovers the truth in a backroom at his favorite arcade, Aces Arcade, when he stumbles on SINtendo Arcade, the most advanced arcade machine… from the 1980s?<\/p>\n

One thing is for sure, Donald will be inserting much more than quarters into slots in his future and life will never be the same.<\/p>\n

Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n

Donald Duke has lived a tough life for a kid of eighteen. From birth with the giving of his name he was destined to be the butt of jokes, but easily the cruelest of those who latched onto the joke was destined to be Desdemona Mason, a hottie who just so happens to be his own stepsister.<\/p>\n

Desdemona and her mother Carissa entered his life unexpectedly years ago, his father obviously having excellent tastes when it came to women to share a household with. It’s too bad that Donald’s father never pays much attention to just who runs that household, spending most of his life staring at sports on television.<\/p>\n

If the humor of his name and the cruelty of a hottie and a milf under his roof each night wasn’t bad enough, Donald has always suffered the worst luck in history, as recently as the past few days backing his car into a parked patrol car, where both cops just happened to be lifting hot coffee cups to their lips.<\/p>\n

Yes, everything seems fated to ensure that Donald never get what he really wants from life, but sometimes fate can take a SINful twist.<\/p>\n

Dropped off by the demon herself, Desdemona, Donald is ready for some relaxing time away from his tortured life. He’s naturally going where he always goes when stressed, to Aces Arcade downtown, the one haven for gamers to discover new and old gaming machines.<\/p>\n

Wandering the main floor, ignoring the slacker working the counter who has a thing for the hot girls dancing at the more modern gaming machines up front, Donald wants to find the perfect game, the perfect distraction.<\/p>\n

In a dimly lit backroom storage area, Donald discovers the last thing he ever expected to come across, a large red and yellow arcade console with the words SINtendo Arcade boldly written across it.<\/p>\n

As a gamer who spends plenty of frustrated times online, Donald has definitely heard about SINtendo, but everything he ever read seemed to indicate the company first appeared with the launch of the underground cult hit SINtendo Whee. Apparently not, as this console dates back to the 1980s and when he inserts a quarter in to see what it’s like, nothing will ever be the same.<\/p>\n

Donald Duke has just discovered a vintage gaming machine like no other, one that over the next couple of days will empower him like he always dreamed and finally change the balance of control in his house permanently into his favor.<\/p>\n

After a trial game with Emma, the hot gamer girl in Aces Arcade, Donald finds that loosening up his uptight stepmother Carissa isn’t all that hard at all, though he certainly is. Finally though, it all leads to Desdemona, the girl who has spawned a thousand fantasies in all men Donald’s age, but only Donald will see those fantasies come true.<\/p>\n

What sorts of games does this SINtendo Arcade machine offer? Where did it come from? And just what will become of the overbearing women in Donald’s life? Find out in the brand new book that proves gaming isn’t all about the graphics. Sometimes it’s about how graphic the fun can really be.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Everyone who has heard of SINtendo knows the company first appeared publicly with the release of the SINtendo Whee gaming console. What if everyone was wrong? Donald Duke uncovers the truth in a backroom at his favorite arcade, Aces Arcade, when he stumbles on SINtendo Arcade, the most advanced arcade machine… from the 1980s? One … <\/p>\n

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