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Hot Off the Press by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

An otherwise ordinary morning in Kristal Heights has newspaper subscribers all over town tossing aside inhibitions and morals, screwing themselves senseless mere moments after picking up the paper.<\/p>\n

Chaos is erupting and S.M.U.T. is back, but will freshman reporter Julie have the brains to break the real story behind the story, or are her brains about to be a distant memory as she joins the masses getting Hot Off the Press?<\/p>\n

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In the growing town of Kristal Heights, one news story is creating quite a stir, and that stir has ordinary people acting like crazed and perverse sex addicts.<\/p>\n

After glancing at the article on the front page of the Kristal Heights Times, Warren Hudson just has to share the shocking news with his wife. Barely seconds afterwards, the two are humping like animals in their kitchen. Across town, a school project takes a twist as David and his dad end up double-teaming his lab partner Brooke. Even when news of the spreading chaos reaches television, reporters on the air are incapable of restraining their pent up passions.<\/p>\n

Freshman reporter for the Kristal Heights Gazette, Julie, is just sure that this is a story worth pursuing, one which could not only jump start her career as a reporter but land her on the path to a Pulitzer. All she needs is a simple way of viewing this mysterious story without becoming part of it herself, and she has an idea.<\/p>\n

Finding the website for the Times, she scrolls down on their current edition, positive that the effects witnessed all across town are purely related to the newspapers themselves.<\/p>\n

Will Julie break the story? What could be so shocking and wrong about a newspaper story that creates such depraved desires? Is the Times printing smut or might a forgotten organized criminal group named S.M.U.T. be behind all of this?<\/p>\n

Find out in the latest Klassic to prove that sometimes news stories don’t just leave a reader heated, they leave them Hot off the Press.<\/p>\n

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An otherwise ordinary morning in Kristal Heights has newspaper subscribers all over town tossing aside inhibitions and morals, screwing themselves senseless mere moments after picking up the paper. Chaos is erupting and S.M.U.T. is back, but will freshman reporter Julie have the brains to break the real story behind the story, or are her brains … <\/p>\n

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