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Eat, Drink, and Do Mary by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

Byron Pate created a problem when he gave his bratty daughter Mary a position in the company. His soon to be ex-secretary Stacy is about to solve that problem.<\/p>\n

Using her biochemist husband’s unique talents, Stacy ensures Mary’s morning croissant will boost more than her energy for the day, and the men on the board will find their coffee extra stimulating.<\/p>\n

This will be one conference no one will forget as Mary discovers just how much work she can take, from every possible angle.<\/p>\n

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Anyone working at Byron Media Firm could tell you just how much of a bitch Mary Pate was, though unfortunately not just anyone can do much to change that fact.<\/p>\n

The daughter of Byron Pate, head of the company, Mary Pate is a contradiction. Eighteen, gorgeous, brunette, and that’s where the positives end and the negatives begin. Where her looks will turn a head, her words and attitude might turn a stomach. As with most entitled girls, no one has the nerve to speak their minds or set Mary straight.<\/p>\n

At least no one does until Stacy, Byron’s personal secretary for many years decides to quit. It isn’t as though Stacy ever needed her secretarial job, her husband making plenty of money as a biochemist in food additives. The job was simply a way of passing the time and feeling useful, but Mary Pate changed any enjoyment Stacy ever found in such a position.<\/p>\n

Stacy has a plan for her final day though, a plan where everything has come together just right. Using special additives her husband provided, she will change young Mary’s position with the company forever and show everyone just what sort of bitch she is.<\/p>\n

Mary always sits in on the board meetings and now that her dad is out of the country on business, today’s board meeting is going to be stiff as a board and leaving the girl in no way bored. After some additives originally intended to promote aggressive breeding in livestock are slipped into Mary Pate’s croissant, the unsuspecting girl heads into the conference room where the men have been drinking their coffee.<\/p>\n

This coffee has a special additive as well, one which stimulates virility and unmatched stamina for males, leaving them largely ruled by that one part of their brain which brings all eyes to Mary.<\/p>\n

At the end of the day, Stacy may have left a job opening behind, but the openings most men in the company are interested in will be Mary Pate’s and they will all get a chance at ensuring those openings are properly filled.<\/p>\n

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Byron Pate created a problem when he gave his bratty daughter Mary a position in the company. His soon to be ex-secretary Stacy is about to solve that problem. Using her biochemist husband’s unique talents, Stacy ensures Mary’s morning croissant will boost more than her energy for the day, and the men on the board … <\/p>\n

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