{"id":36922,"date":"2014-11-02T14:15:01","date_gmt":"2014-11-02T20:15:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=36922"},"modified":"2014-11-02T14:15:17","modified_gmt":"2014-11-02T20:15:17","slug":"two-more-kreme-kovers-too-hot-for-sale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2014\/11\/02\/two-more-kreme-kovers-too-hot-for-sale\/","title":{"rendered":"Two more Kreme Kovers too hot for sale"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two more covers from the Kreme that were too hot to be seen except here on the Kreme&#8217;s website.\u00a0<em>Hot off the Press <\/em>was a little too much and needed to be covered up some. As well, <em>I Think Therefore You Are<\/em> was just a bit over the line and needed some changes as well.<\/p>\n\n\t\t<style>\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 50%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-36922 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2014\/11\/02\/two-more-kreme-kovers-too-hot-for-sale\/hotoffthepress-uncensoredcover\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/HotOffthePress-uncensoredcover-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Hot Off the Press Uncensored Cover\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-36924\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/HotOffthePress-uncensoredcover-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/HotOffthePress-uncensoredcover-120x120.jpg 120w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-36924'>\n\t\t\t\tHot Off the Press Uncensored\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2014\/11\/02\/two-more-kreme-kovers-too-hot-for-sale\/ithinkthereforeyouare-uncensoredcover\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/IThinkThereforeYouAre-uncensoredcover-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"I Think Therefore You Are Uncensored Cover\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-36925\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/IThinkThereforeYouAre-uncensoredcover-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/IThinkThereforeYouAre-uncensoredcover-120x120.jpg 120w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-36925'>\n\t\t\t\tI Think Therefore You Are Uncensored\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>Stop by tomorrow for a special Kreme announcement for November 2014!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two more covers from the Kreme that were too hot to be seen except here on the Kreme&#8217;s website.\u00a0Hot off the Press was a little too much and needed to be covered up some. As well, I Think Therefore You Are was just a bit over the line and needed some changes as well. 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