{"id":37319,"date":"2014-12-07T12:42:21","date_gmt":"2014-12-07T18:42:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=37319"},"modified":"2014-12-08T18:06:05","modified_gmt":"2014-12-09T00:06:05","slug":"khristmas-with-the-kreme-starts-with-a-teddy-bear-tale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2014\/12\/07\/khristmas-with-the-kreme-starts-with-a-teddy-bear-tale\/","title":{"rendered":"Khristmas with the Kreme starts with a Teddy Bear Tale"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Talking<\/a>

Talking Teddy by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

Khristmas arrives early!<\/p>\n

The first of six brand new holiday tales by Kris P. Kreme finds Jessica, an otherwise cute redheaded eighteen year old babysitter with her whole future waiting.<\/p>\n

That future gets twisted babysitting for the King family. Their child’s new stuffed Talking Teddy says the most encouraging things. His batteries low, Jessica replaces them only to discover that Talking Teddy has changed his tune.<\/p>\n

He’s now only interested in encouraging Jessica how to become a real slut.<\/p>\n

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Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n

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Jessica has always been a natural at babysitting, but when her most faithful clients, the Kings, call her up during the busy holidays for a last minute job, she might just end up doing a lot more than the usual sitting job requires.<\/p>\n

The holidays are always busy and chaotic, but Jessica is happy to get out of her temporarily crowded home to spend what she expects to be a nice quiet evening alone at John and his wife’s home, sitting for their three and a half year old child, David. If there ever was an easier child to sit for, Jessica doesn’t know who it could be, but what she also doesn’t know is that David has a new best friend.<\/p>\n

This new best friend might quickly become much more than a nuisance for the babysitter as there simply is no predicting what will come out of Talking Teddy’s mouth next. A fancy advanced learning toy, Talking Teddy spits out motivating and encouraging phrases each time he is squeezed, but when Jessica finds herself needing to give him a fresh set of batteries, those phrases take a turn for the extreme.<\/p>\n

As soon as Talking Teddy tells Jessica she needs bigger tits, she knows something weird is going on and whether it’s her own imagination and the teddy bear is not saying the things she hears at all, or whether he really is malfunctioning, saying the most crude and suggestive things imaginable, her quiet night is about to become twisted.<\/p>\n

From the strange looks given by Mr. King before he left with his wife to the even stranger things said by his child’s new fancy Talking Teddy, Jessica is about to experience a night of babysitting like never before. Is she going crazy? Is Talking Teddy somehow making her feel the very way he describes her in his kinky little words? Can a child’s favorite toy change the very fabric of reality for his babysitter?<\/p>\n

Find out as Jessica goes from confident young babysitter to docile little slut with plans to be anything but little soon enough. Good little boys love Talking Teddy, but Talking Teddy has his eyes on one soon to be very bad little babysitter, leaving that babysitter with at least two enormous gifts this Christmas.<\/p>\n

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Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Khristmas arrives early! The first of six brand new holiday tales by Kris P. Kreme finds Jessica, an otherwise cute redheaded eighteen year old babysitter with her whole future waiting. That future gets twisted babysitting for the King family. Their child’s new stuffed Talking Teddy says the most encouraging things. His batteries low, Jessica replaces … <\/p>\n

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