{"id":37322,"date":"2014-12-14T12:55:33","date_gmt":"2014-12-14T18:55:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=37322"},"modified":"2014-12-10T11:07:37","modified_gmt":"2014-12-10T17:07:37","slug":"the-teddy-bare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2014\/12\/14\/the-teddy-bare\/","title":{"rendered":"The Teddy Bare"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_37324\" style=\"width: 209px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/TalkingTeddy-uncensoredcover.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-37324\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-37324\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/TalkingTeddy-uncensoredcover-209x300.jpg\" alt=\"Talking Teddy Uncensored Cover by Kris P. Kreme\" width=\"209\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/TalkingTeddy-uncensoredcover-209x300.jpg 209w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/TalkingTeddy-uncensoredcover-715x1024.jpg 715w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/TalkingTeddy-uncensoredcover.jpg 1400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 209px) 100vw, 209px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-37324\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Talking Teddy Uncensored Cover by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Another of the covers that was a bit too much for Amazon and Smashwords was the original idea for Talking Teddy.<\/p>\n<p>It was a bit too bear&#8230; bare.<\/p>\n<p>But that&#8217;s not true here on the Kreme&#8217;s Blog, so as a treat for the Kreme&#8217;s fans, here&#8217;s the cover!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another of the covers that was a bit too much for Amazon and Smashwords was the original idea for Talking Teddy. It was a bit too bear&#8230; bare. 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