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\"New<\/a>Look for new surprises from the Kreme in 2015!<\/p>\n

New series on offer! Old classics made new!<\/p>\n

And of course many surprising Kreme specials that you’ve come to expect!<\/p>\n

Happy New Year to One and All!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Look for new surprises from the Kreme in 2015! New series on offer! Old classics made new! And of course many surprising Kreme specials that you’ve come to expect! Happy New Year to One and All!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":37587,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[8,6],"tags":[10,67],"class_list":["post-37586","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-kremey-picture-goodness","category-thoughts-of-the-kreme","tag-images","tag-thoughts-of-the-kreme","item-wrap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/NewYearsKreme-song.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2iXk7-9Me","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":24925,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2014\/03\/02\/the-kreme-serves-up-specials-for-read-an-ebook-week\/","url_meta":{"origin":37586,"position":0},"title":"The Kreme serves up specials for Read an eBook Week!","author":"Kris P. 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