{"id":37675,"date":"2015-02-08T15:23:39","date_gmt":"2015-02-08T21:23:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=37675"},"modified":"2015-02-10T22:37:05","modified_gmt":"2015-02-11T04:37:05","slug":"need-some-nymphos-from-neptune","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2015\/02\/08\/need-some-nymphos-from-neptune\/","title":{"rendered":"Need some Nymphos from Neptune?"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Nymphos<\/a>

Nymphos of Neptune by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

The second work in a new Kreme series… Kreme Kosmos!<\/p>\n

The Propagators of the Planet Pluto came to Earth and brought chaos in the form of their Propagation Pistols. Now, it’s Neptune’s turn.<\/p>\n

After seeing the respect earned by Pluto’s strike at the Earth, Neptunian scientist Gleewad and his nubile niece Talina have a plan. Carrying the prototype Neptunian Nympho Knocker Upper, Gleewad plans to zap and breed with every Earth woman he can, earning both fear and respect.<\/p>\n

At least that’s the plan until he gets struck by a bus and the Nympho Knocker Upper falls into the hands of a hapless Earth man.<\/p>\n

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A year has passed since the once ridiculed dwarf planet Pluto spread chaos and overpopulation to Earth through their Propagator attacks. They earned back the respect of most planetary neighbors… most that is but one. Only one planet has lacked the fear and respect planets like Jupiter and Saturn command. Only one planet has a civilization that has suffered more ridicule than the planet Pluto, and that planet is Neptune.<\/p>\n

Throughout the solar system, except on the clueless planet of Earth, everyone knows of the Nymphos of Neptune, slutty humanoid beings who see sex and procreation as little more than a sport, one they challenge all others at in terms of obsessive efficiency. In the wake of Pluto’s success against Earth, Gleewad, a Neptunian scientist, has stolen and reverse engineered a genuine Propagator Pistol. He has finally perfected it into something he calls a Neptunian Nympho Knocker Upper.<\/p>\n

Now, assisted by his busty beautiful niece, Talina, Gleewad is on his way to Earth to use the same testing grounds as Pluto, and to prove that Neptune is a planet best feared, especially as they are quite compatible with humans in a procreation manner of speaking.<\/p>\n

Gleewad plans to broadcast his success to all other planets, and to use the Nympho Knocker Upper in a random setting on Earth. Once hit by the invisible beam from an NKU, women forget all decency, all thoughts whether work, family, or public behavior and instantly become dedicated purely to breeding with the one who pulled the trigger. In direct relation to the women hit by the beam, the one pulling the trigger will be enhanced with endless stamina and semen production, quite literally being able to inflate the fertile wombs of his victims.<\/p>\n

Gleewad will breed with the women of Earth, creating so much chaos the entire solar system will take notice and the half breeds of Neptune and Earth will finally prove once and for all that Neptune is the planet most to be feared and respected.<\/p>\n

Unfortunately for Gleewad he doesn’t account for simple Earth technology such as the rudimentary braking systems on their transportation. Taking aim at a beautiful female copon Earth, Gleewad crosses the street, gets struck by a bus, and knocked unconscious. The Nympho Knocker Upper falls right into the hands of a hapless Earth man, a loner who has never had much luck with the ladies.<\/p>\n

His simple life is about to turn upside down, and with interplanetary consequences.<\/p>\n

Will the man discover the wonders of the Neptunian Nympho Knocker Upper? Will he create plenty of chaos all by himself, leaving a preggo path of destruction? Will the lovely Neptunian Talina be able to rescue her uncle and save Neptune from humiliation?<\/p>\n

Find out in the surprise sequel to the silliest sexy story in the solar system, Nymphos of Neptune.<\/p>\n

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The second work in a new Kreme series… Kreme Kosmos! The Propagators of the Planet Pluto came to Earth and brought chaos in the form of their Propagation Pistols. Now, it’s Neptune’s turn. After seeing the respect earned by Pluto’s strike at the Earth, Neptunian scientist Gleewad and his nubile niece Talina have a plan. … <\/p>\n

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