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\"Lotion<\/a>

Lotion Potion by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

Kara is a good girl, far too disappointing a truth for her boyfriend, Brad. She’s always been as prudish and uptight as her parents despite a body that even the most uptight guy would lust over.<\/p>\n

Another night of giving in to her wishes, no prospects of the kind of fun he’d be into, Brad is taking a shower when everything changes. At her request he tries the new body lotion she purchased and as the label says, it makes skin irresistible to touch… in ways neither of them ever could have imagined.<\/p>\n

For a limited time, this story from the Kreme will be available on Kindle Unlimited only!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n

It will be reissued on Smashwords on July 15, 2015.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Coeds Brad and Kara might seem like the ideal couple. Each are quite attractive and they’re young and on the path to success. For Brad though, appearances definitely have been deceiving in regard to his super hot girlfriend, Kara. While she might have a sizzling figure, a body that makes the blood boil, and a searing habit for wearing revealing clothes, she is at best lukewarm.<\/p>\n

After dating a year, Brad has seen little more than some over the clothes action from the hottie. She’s insistent on no sex before marriage and there’s about as much potential to break through her rules as there is of getting her to cut the strings with her conservative prudish parents.<\/p>\n

It’s nearly hell for Brad and several times he has considered just breaking up with her. She’s demanding, controlling, and far too tempting. All that is about to be washed away, and Brad has no clue how.<\/p>\n

Showering and getting ready to accompany the ever hot but frigid Kara to her parent’s cocktail party, Brad is trying to think about anything but just how little like a party it will really be. Her parents are as controlling as she is, and definitely where she got her attitude about sex.<\/p>\n

Just about done though, Kara knocks on the bathroom door, insisting that Brad use the body lotion she put in there for him. As she puts it, it’s supposed to smell nice, not that Brad figures she’ll ever have much interest in seeing his body the way he’d like to see hers.<\/p>\n

Lotion Potion is the name and according to the bottle it makes skin irresistible to the opposite sex.<\/p>\n

Rolling his eyes, using the lotion, Brad just wants to get to the party soon so he can get away from it just as soon. There’s little prospect of true excitement this night, at least that is until Kara gets a whiff of how his freshly showered skin smells.<\/p>\n

Almost instantly she feels the urge to touch his skin, but just why is she so suddenly open to touching all of him and how far will she go? Find out in the Klassic that proves sometimes all it takes to give a girl a dirty mind is to give yourself a nice hot shower.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

For a limited time, this story from the Kreme will be available on Kindle Unlimited only!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n

It will be reissued on Smashwords on July 15, 2015.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Kara is a good girl, far too disappointing a truth for her boyfriend, Brad. She’s always been as prudish and uptight as her parents despite a body that even the most uptight guy would lust over. Another night of giving in to her wishes, no prospects of the kind of fun he’d be into, Brad … <\/p>\n

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