{"id":37822,"date":"2015-04-17T13:11:40","date_gmt":"2015-04-17T18:11:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=37822"},"modified":"2015-04-17T22:58:16","modified_gmt":"2015-04-18T03:58:16","slug":"say-the-magic-word-abracaboobra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2015\/04\/17\/say-the-magic-word-abracaboobra\/","title":{"rendered":"Say the magic word… AbracaBOOBra!"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"AbracaBOOBra<\/a>

AbracaBOOBra by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

Friday the 13th wasn’t all that bad for Annie but Saturday is going to be a complete bust.<\/p>\n

Out with her best friend Lola and younger brother Jeremy, Annie is forced to play the responsible one. Her brother is always in so much trouble, a big lumbering clumsy oaf she can barely keep an eye on much less control.<\/p>\n

When Jeremy gets frustrated in a novelty shop and jokingly grabs a magic wand to smack Annie in the chest, he makes up a silly magic word, and everything goes crazy.<\/p>\n

Can they reverse what the magic word does or will any of them even want to?<\/p>\n

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Jeremy has always been a big kid, literally as he’s eighteen and behaves as impulsive and childish as a ten year old half the time. They say everyone has a talent but if that is true then Jeremy’s natural talent is getting into trouble, and suffering much of that trouble lately is his big sister, Annie who has to keep him in line as best she can.<\/p>\n

Unfortunately with a guy like Jeremy who’s huge at nearly seven feet tall is difficult to manage, much less put up with for the nearly two foot shorter college girl. If it wasn’t annoying enough dealing with Jeremy on a shopping trip to the local strip mall, Annie has to deal with her best friend Lola making eyes at her brother and being unashamed in her flirting teases.<\/p>\n

It’s in a novelty shop where everything takes a turn for the troubling, in ways none of the three could ever predict. Jeremy is messing around as usual, stumbling his awkward way, knocking over things and generally getting into trouble, though to be fair none of it is entirely his fault.<\/p>\n

Even when he picks up the little wooden wands on display he doesn’t mean any real harm, but Annie is constantly harping on him, jumping his case and playing the demanding older sister. Her simple exasperated comment on if he wants to play magician to just disappear lands everyone in a world of trouble and changes so bizarrely magical they never could have seen them coming.<\/p>\n

Having enough of the berating for the day, Jeremy tries to play mean, taking the little wand and waving it at his busty older sister, saying his own variation on the magic word AbracaBOOBra!<\/p>\n

Smacking the wand against his sister’s chest, Lola and Jeremy join her in gasps of shock and humiliation as the biggest feature on the petite girl magically vanishes, her chest flattening like deflated balloons.<\/p>\n

Desperate to figure out what is going on, the three quickly find a store worker who only can explain that there was a mix up and originally the wands like the one Jeremy found were supposed to be sent to professional magicians not some novelty shop in the mall. He doesn’t seem to know anything else and Annie is nearly freaking out to fix the mess her brother has once again caused.<\/p>\n

When she snatches the wand and repeats the magic word he made up, smacking her best friend Lola on the chest, everything goes from bizarre to chaotic as Lola suddenly has boobs, but not just any boobs. Lola has Annie’s boobs.<\/p>\n

Will the three figure out how to fix all the magical mistakes before leaving the novelty shop? Will Annie calm down and find something better to focus on than her annoying little brother? Will Lola finally go beyond flirting with Jeremy?<\/p>\n

Find out in the tale of one silly word and several sexy bits of magic, AbracaBOOBra.<\/p>\n

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Friday the 13th wasn’t all that bad for Annie but Saturday is going to be a complete bust. Out with her best friend Lola and younger brother Jeremy, Annie is forced to play the responsible one. Her brother is always in so much trouble, a big lumbering clumsy oaf she can barely keep an eye … <\/p>\n

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