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\"Whore-ticulture<\/a>

Whore-ticulture 101 by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

Time for Reader’s Choice month to go to school…<\/p>\n

All set for her first college class, Horticulture 101, Danielle is quick to discover that maybe she misunderstood just what class she was signing up for.<\/p>\n

After being volunteered for demonstration to the rest of the class by Professor Adams, Danielle will discover a lot more changes than she anticipated in heading off to college and a whole new way of making the grade.<\/p>\n

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Most college freshmen were nervous about many things, from the new locations and new people to the pressure of the classes and how their professors may or may not like them. Danielle is different though, and she’s actually proud of herself for taking the time to think her freshman courses through.<\/p>\n

Unlike those that load up on too many core classes, Danielle has taken a light load to ease in and grow accustomed to college. One of those classes just happens to be a non-traditional course she has always been fascinated by, Horticulture 101.<\/p>\n

Enrolling over the phone, listening to various course offerings for freshmen, Danielle was surprised to hear about the class. She’s always been drawn to gardening, having a natural green thumb, loving plants and now looking forward to learning even more. It’s relaxing and naturally stress calming, and nothing could be better for a college freshman new to the university.<\/p>\n

Arriving on the first day of Horticulture 101, Danielle is a bit bothered how crowded it is, and by almost all boys, just a few older women who clearly are coming back to school later in life. She’s surprised to find that she is the only female freshman it seems but even more surprised, if not shocked by what is written on the board at the front of the classroom.<\/p>\n

Someone, likely one of the many guys who seem to be checking her out, has played a horrible joke, changing the spelling of Horticulture 101 to Whore-ticulture 101, and she has little doubt the professor will be ticked off when he arrives.<\/p>\n

When Professor Adams does arrive, he’s a nice looking guy, semi-casual style it seems, and naturally charming. He doesn’t seem to even pay much attention to the misspelling though, and the more he talks the more Danielle begins to wonder whether she somehow misunderstood the entire point of the class she signed up for.<\/p>\n

Before she has too much of a chance to question being in the class, Professor Adams has chosen her as a volunteer to help demonstrate his day one lessons, lessons like choosing where to plant your seed, hands on preparation, and going deep… lessons Danielle naturally assumed referred to gardening.<\/p>\n

Danielle has enrolled in Whore-ticulture 101 and under the charming words and manipulation of her new professor, she might just pass the class and become quite the finely cultured whore. It’s time to enroll in Readers Choice Month, take the classes you want, and meet the student body in whole new ways.<\/p>\n

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Time for Reader’s Choice month to go to school… All set for her first college class, Horticulture 101, Danielle is quick to discover that maybe she misunderstood just what class she was signing up for. After being volunteered for demonstration to the rest of the class by Professor Adams, Danielle will discover a lot more … <\/p>\n

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