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\"Selfies<\/a>

Selfies #1 by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

There are those stories that are hidden away within the Kreme Kollections that readers might not be aware of. Selfies is a series where the most popular of these hidden stories are brought out for readers to enjoy!<\/p>\n

In Kreative Konsequences Rob gets back at his girlfriend and her friend by messing with photos in a program called Kreative Memories, bringing new meaning to ‘photo manipulation’.<\/p>\n

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In Kreative Konsequences, Rob has been planning a surprise for his girlfriend Abby, a way for her to be included in his passion for photo editing on the computer. Lately things have been tense between the two of them and Rob has found his Saturday nights freed up by the problem, a problem in the form of a slutty girl Abby calls her best friend.<\/p>\n

Emily has always been around and lately she’s taken to persistent pushes for Abby to set aside Saturday nights so they can hit the clubbing scene. Naturally, her evil intentions are to get Abby free of such a drab ordinary guy like Rob. Rob knows her feelings well and he also knows that Abby is too sweet to ever turn her friend down.<\/p>\n

Tonight was going to be different though. Rob has a brand new scrap-booking and image manipulation program called Kreative Memories that he downloaded, one recommended by an internet pal who assured him it would be a blast for both of them. Unfortunately plans change as always and the change is caused by none-other-than the evil top-heavy bitch herself.<\/p>\n

Rob has fantasized so many times about putting Emily in her place, about her finding the balance of power shifted where men don’t bend over backwards to do everything she says but instead bend her over backwards to enjoy the little slut like she deserves. Tonight he takes his frustrations out by creating photo manipulations in this new program, manipulations based on photos he takes before Abby and Emily head to the club. The only thing is, this program may just bring entirely new meaning to photo manipulation.<\/p>\n

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There are those stories that are hidden away within the Kreme Kollections that readers might not be aware of. Selfies is a series where the most popular of these hidden stories are brought out for readers to enjoy! In Kreative Konsequences Rob gets back at his girlfriend and her friend by messing with photos in … <\/p>\n

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