{"id":38527,"date":"2015-11-30T17:22:38","date_gmt":"2015-11-30T23:22:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=38527"},"modified":"2015-11-30T17:28:31","modified_gmt":"2015-11-30T23:28:31","slug":"the-twelve-days-of-kris-mas-are-almost-upon-us","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2015\/11\/30\/the-twelve-days-of-kris-mas-are-almost-upon-us\/","title":{"rendered":"The Twelve Days of Kris-mas are almost upon us!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It is the end of November, and the Christmas season is just around the corner. Along with the gusts of wind, the blowing snows and the traditions of the season&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Something new is almost upon us&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/12DaysofKris-maspromotionalAd2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-38528\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/12DaysofKris-maspromotionalAd2-295x300.jpg\" alt=\"Twelve Days of Kris-Mas\" width=\"400\" height=\"407\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/12DaysofKris-maspromotionalAd2-295x300.jpg 295w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/12DaysofKris-maspromotionalAd2-1007x1024.jpg 1007w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/12DaysofKris-maspromotionalAd2.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Koming soon!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The Kris-mas season will never be the same again&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It is the end of November, and the Christmas season is just around the corner. Along with the gusts of wind, the blowing snows and the traditions of the season&#8230; Something new is almost upon us&#8230; Koming soon! 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