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The Grab Bag #4 by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

Tis the season for a return to Kris-mas Past with these two Klassic Kreme stories of the season! Straight from Santa\u2019s Grab Bag, two twisted tales of Christmas Chaos! Find out what happens when the time of the season gets naughty in Cum all ye Faithful and Petey the Pervy Elf!<\/p>\n

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Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now on Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n

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This Grab Bag holds…<\/p>\n

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Cum all ye Faithful<\/strong><\/p>\n

Cum all ye Faithful: Selina Drake strikes back at two annoyingly pure college carolers by ensuring that they will be too busy giving of themselves to ever bother singing on her lawn again. Using audio expertise and wearing a tight corset, Selina twists Marissa and Jessica’s minds from saintly to slutty, from caroling coeds to cum collectors.<\/p>\n

Petey the Pervy Elf<\/strong><\/p>\n

When Santa decides to punish Petey for being a truly naughty elf, the tables soon become turned as Petey gets a hold of some of Santa’s magic wishing dust and discovers that not all letters to Santa are from children or asking for merely toys. Using the wishing dust and his own perverse mind, Petey begins granting wishes, corrupting unsuspecting individuals all over with post-Christmas chaos.<\/p>\n

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Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now on Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Tis the season for a return to Kris-mas Past with these two Klassic Kreme stories of the season! Straight from Santa\u2019s Grab Bag, two twisted tales of Christmas Chaos! Find out what happens when the time of the season gets naughty in Cum all ye Faithful and Petey the Pervy Elf!   Find it on … <\/p>\n

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