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\"Selfies<\/a>

Selfies #4 by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

There are those stories that are hidden away within the Kreme Kollections that readers might not be aware of. Selfies is a series where the most popular of these hidden stories are brought out for readers to enjoy!<\/p>\n

In Teddy Bare, Zack is out shopping for bitchy beautiful Jessica. He finds a store where giant stuffed bears promise wishes come true.<\/p>\n

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Zack has a problem. His problem is an all too simple one, a common one among men everywhere. He’s forgotten an anniversary with his girlfriend, Jessica. However the twist for Zack is that Jessica makes up anniversaries just to get gifts. This one is the one year anniversary of actually seeing her nude. As though that is a banner event in his life and something worthy of bestowing her with tributes each year.<\/p>\n

It isn’t like Jessica has been much fun since then, as though she’s anywhere near as giving to him as he is to her. No, Jessica is a good little girl, a religious girl, the real virginal type, and despite all that, she remains a cold and selfish bitch. Why doesn’t Zack toss her to the curb? It’s simple. For some reason Jessica is his. She’s ten times as hot as any girl Zack could ever have, but her bitchy side is beginning to take its toll.<\/p>\n

He has stalled her though, enough for him to make a quick run to the mall, to try and find anything that can qualify as a gift. That is where he finds Teddy Bare, a strange little store with giant stuffed bears that the quirky owner claims will bare the true soul she is meant to be, to bring Zack’s wishes true of a happy relationship where he gets what he wants and Jessica gets what she deserves.<\/p>\n

Zack’s wishes might just go a bit extreme but in the end even he agrees, it’s the best anniversary ever.<\/p>\n

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There are those stories that are hidden away within the Kreme Kollections that readers might not be aware of. Selfies is a series where the most popular of these hidden stories are brought out for readers to enjoy! In Teddy Bare, Zack is out shopping for bitchy beautiful Jessica. He finds a store where giant … <\/p>\n

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