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\"Selfies<\/a>

Selfies #5 by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

There are those stories that are hidden away within the Kreme Kollections that readers might not be aware of. Selfies is a series where the most popular of these hidden stories are brought out for readers to enjoy!<\/p>\n

In Celliminal, Donald Campbell, a man with everything including a super hot wife with expensive tastes and the talent to use all her assets to get what she wants, and she wants is a new cell phone.<\/p>\n

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Donald Campbell, a man with everything including a super hot wife with expensive tastes and the talent to use all her assets to get what she wants, Miranda.<\/p>\n

Fortunately, Donald is wealthy enough that it doesn\u2019t really matter she always has to have the best. Her latest urgent need is a new cell phone, as hers has reportedly \u2018glitched out\u2019 on her. While Donald\u2019s first impulse is to fix it, Miranda pleads to just go down to the local mall and see what fancy brand new cell phone they can replace it with.<\/p>\n

Some unsubtle incentive later, Donald is driving Miranda downtown to see what fancy phone they can find to replace hers. The mall is a place they go many times, and while the stores might have only the best, an upper scale place, Donald\u2019s thoughts constantly shift to his wife. Miranda wearing a short fitted white dress which shows off not only her figure but her incredible skin and perfect face definitely provides the material for Donald to be distracted.<\/p>\n

At the large cell phone kiosk they\u2019ve seen a number of times before, Donald lets Miranda browse, smiling and knowing she assured him that she\u2019d be super happy for him doing this. Super happy means one thing to Donald and it only makes him super happy thinking of it.
\nMiranda ends up picking out a somewhat unusual phone with a brand that Donald has never heard of, one called Celliminal. Asking the thin lanky salesman about it, Donald is unsurprised to find that this particular cell phone is not for sale yet, only on display.<\/p>\n

According to the man whose eyes keep shifting to Miranda, the Celliminal phone in addition to never losing a signal even in the deepest darkest caves will actually improve health and well-being. It releases constant subtle tones beneath conversations, phone rings, and more which are beneficial to the health of the user.<\/p>\n

Donald thinks it\u2019s a bunch of made up nonsense but Miranda insists that this is the phone she has to have and after her never-failing charm, Donald is making an offer on the phone that technically isn\u2019t for sale. In the end Miranda and Donald leave with a new phone and Donald smiling looking forward to his earned rewards to come.<\/p>\n

Unfortunately a call from work as soon as he comes home has Donald back out the door before Miranda can thank him. As Miranda settles in to wait on him and decides to get everything set up on her new phone, she receives a most unexpected visit from none other than the slightly creepy cell phone kiosk guy.<\/p>\n

Will Miranda get her phone programmed to her liking or will she be the one who ends up getting programmed? Will Donald return home to find his super happy wife or a woman possessed by perversions even he can\u2019t imagine? Who is the cell phone guy secretly working for?<\/p>\n

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There are those stories that are hidden away within the Kreme Kollections that readers might not be aware of. Selfies is a series where the most popular of these hidden stories are brought out for readers to enjoy! In Celliminal, Donald Campbell, a man with everything including a super hot wife with expensive tastes and … <\/p>\n

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