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\"Lenny<\/a>

Lenny the Lewdly Lascivious Leprechaun by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

When Lenny and Colleen, the girl who fancied herself a leprechaun in the mall one St. Patrick’s Day and thus became one, make a friendly wager, it’s sure to bring new definition to lewd and lascivious.<\/p>\n

Watching a small town traditional car wash by local cheerleaders, each will attempt to best the other in granting perverted wishes, and everyone will be cheering for the end results.<\/p>\n

Will this lost Lenny tale take things too far, or to just the right height of depravity?<\/p>\n

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The legend told the tale of a lecherous leprechaun by the name of Lenny, once banished from the Leprechaun kingdom into our realm, where he was cursed forever to grant wishes should he be spotted on St. Patrick’s Day. Those wishes never turned out quite right for Lenny himself just wasn’t quite right. He was a lech of course, drawn in and fascinated by the female human form… but forever was cursed not to touch such a form himself until a mall event one St. Patrick’s Day led him to Colleen.<\/p>\n

Colleen, a sweet if somewhat naughty girl made the wish that Lenny never had dealt with in eons of living out his curse. Her wish left her a leprechaun herself, though naturally without the extreme powers that made Lenny so lecherous and lewd. Together they lived and for quite some time, they shared quite the amorous adventure and this is the tale of Lenny lost to Kreme readers until now.<\/p>\n

On an otherwise average day where Lenny and his Leprechaun bride found themselves holed up in the bell tower of a small town church, little did anyone below suspect that this small town was about to face big repercussions thanks to a simple little wager among the twisted twosome.<\/p>\n

Every year around this time, for one cause or another, the senior cheerleaders at the small Tralee High School got together and washed cars. Naturally they competed among each other to wash the most but just as most of the men in town who brought dirty cars had dirtier motives hidden to most, these girls had their own agendas. This year, only four seniors, a decent number in a town as small as Tralee, New York, were sudsy and skimpy, captivating to not just those who owned the cars they washed but the twinkle eyed Lenny far above, watching them bounce and shimmy all wet and lathered.<\/p>\n

When Colleen notices the interest, her wickedness arises and so she challenges her new leprechaun hubby to a bet, that even if her leprechaun powers are new, she can still outdo Lenny at wrecking these supple girl’s lives with twisted wishes gone awry. Even though Lenny’s curse restricts his wish granting to those who see him, Colleen is quick to point out that she is not cursed and so will grant Lenny’s wishes for him in whatever manner he chooses.<\/p>\n

The wager is on, one wish a piece, each creatively granting them in ways most foul and fun, but just who will win? Is Lenny to be proven second fiddle to the redheaded lass he turned green with lust or is Lenny the undisputed lascivious leprechaun to never fall short in perversions aplenty? Find out when the small town of Tralee rises to new heights of depravity never before seen but soon quite clearly apparent to all, and not just Lenny and Colleen.<\/p>\n

Enjoy the lost tale that proves just how lewdly lascivious Lenny can be with a good woman at his side.<\/p>\n

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Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

When Lenny and Colleen, the girl who fancied herself a leprechaun in the mall one St. Patrick’s Day and thus became one, make a friendly wager, it’s sure to bring new definition to lewd and lascivious. Watching a small town traditional car wash by local cheerleaders, each will attempt to best the other in granting … <\/p>\n

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