{"id":39221,"date":"2016-04-04T22:40:49","date_gmt":"2016-04-05T03:40:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=39221"},"modified":"2016-04-05T16:34:06","modified_gmt":"2016-04-05T21:34:06","slug":"selfies-get-into-some-serious-reading-in-april","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2016\/04\/04\/selfies-get-into-some-serious-reading-in-april\/","title":{"rendered":"Selfies get into some serious reading in April"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_39222\" style=\"width: 210px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Selfies8-cover.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-39222\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-39222\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-39222\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Selfies8-cover-210x300.jpg\" alt=\"Selfies from Kastle Kreme #8 - Reading Up and Bedding Down\" width=\"210\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Selfies8-cover-210x300.jpg 210w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Selfies8-cover-768x1099.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Selfies8-cover-716x1024.jpg 716w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Selfies8-cover.jpg 1400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 210px) 100vw, 210px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-39222\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Selfies from Kastle Kreme #8 &#8211; Reading Up and Bedding Down<\/p><\/div>\n<p>There are those stories that are hidden away within the Kreme Kollections that readers might not be aware of. Selfies is a series where the most popular of these hidden stories are brought out for readers to enjoy!<\/p>\n<p>John has stumbled upon a very unique clinic, one where the pamphlets don&#8217;t just solve the concerns. They might just make them come true. Reading Up and Bedding Down is a tale of family ambitions gone wild where the only worries are how big the family will get.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.smashwords.com\/books\/view\/627587\" target=\"_blank\">Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B01DV38MQG\" target=\"_blank\">Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>In Reading Up and Bedding Down, meet John, a man who has it all. He has a gorgeous girl named Alicia who is funny, sexy, and young, a perfect dream come true for a man like John and nothing is getting in the way of their lives moving forward together; nothing that is but Alicia&#8217;s rather silly concerns over starting a family together. Alicia has read all the articles, many of them holding minuscule amounts of truth.<\/p>\n<p>From what she has read or heard, Alicia is worried she&#8217;ll become a hormone-crazed nympho slut, with tits that only get bigger and bigger, a girl who is so into getting knocked up she becomes a brainless bimbo, to use her own over-anxious words. John has placed a call to a fertility clinic, the only one in their neck of the woods, and has taken off early from work to stop by and pick up some literature for her to read, something to alleviate her concerns.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately or fortunately, depending on how you read it, John has stumbled upon a very unique clinic, one where the pamphlets don&#8217;t just solve the concerns. They might just make them come true. Reading Up and Bedding Down is a friendly tale of family ambitions gone wild where the only worries are how big the family will get.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.smashwords.com\/books\/view\/627587\" target=\"_blank\">Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B01DV38MQG\" target=\"_blank\">Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are those stories that are hidden away within the Kreme Kollections that readers might not be aware of. Selfies is a series where the most popular of these hidden stories are brought out for readers to enjoy! John has stumbled upon a very unique clinic, one where the pamphlets don&#8217;t just solve the concerns. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2016\/04\/04\/selfies-get-into-some-serious-reading-in-april\/\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":39222,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[60,4],"tags":[62,63],"class_list":["post-39221","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-selfies","category-tales-from-the-kreme","tag-selfies","tag-tales-from-the-kreme","item-wrap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Selfies8-cover.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2iXk7-acB","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":40932,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2017\/04\/23\/selfies-get-the-shivers-in-april\/","url_meta":{"origin":39221,"position":0},"title":"Selfies get the shivers in April","author":"Kris P. 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