{"id":39866,"date":"2016-07-07T15:49:52","date_gmt":"2016-07-07T20:49:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=39866"},"modified":"2016-07-07T19:25:38","modified_gmt":"2016-07-08T00:25:38","slug":"you-might-need-a-shower-after-finding-the-latest-lost-kreme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2016\/07\/07\/you-might-need-a-shower-after-finding-the-latest-lost-kreme\/","title":{"rendered":"You might need a shower after finding the latest Lost Kreme"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"The<\/a>

The Lost Kreme Issue #2: Showers are Swell by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

When a story falls off the twisted titillation train of Tales from the Kreme, it sometimes gets lost to readers. Those stories are now found and restored, sometimes never before seen.<\/p>\n

In this issue of The Lost Kreme, we meet Sienna, a horny coed who is currently angry with her boyfriend and seeking some manual stimulation of her own, thanks to a nice private late night shower in her dorm.<\/p>\n

The discovery of a water spout sex dildo in one of the showers leads Sienna to quite the swell time, in more ways than one.<\/p>\n

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Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n

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Sometimes when the train load of titillation that carries all the Kremey goodness to readers hits a bump on the tracks, a story falls off. These stories are lost for a time, only a few readers fortunate enough to stumble across them, but lucky for you, these Lost Kremes are being rediscovered one at a time and this month we have The Lost Kreme, Issue #2 which teaches a very important lesson in personal hygiene. That lesson is that Showers are Swell, and it’s a lesson you’ll be wise to take quite literally in this case.<\/p>\n

Sienna is a college coed with a bit of a reputation for being quite slutty, something her boyfriend usually enjoys. Unfortunately arguments lately with him about money and frivolous things have Sienna punishing him with lack of sex.<\/p>\n

The only bad part is that she is sharing that punishment, finding the needs and urges all too consuming. Without the always accessible cock of her boyfriend to use until she collapsed, Sienna is visiting the dorm showers late one night, ready to manually pleasure herself like never before. As she reaches a nice private corner of the showers where she knows she can scream in climax without being disturbed, Sienna finds something that truly will pleasure her like never before.<\/p>\n

The shower still has a shower attachment of some kind, clear hose running to what looks to be someone’s personal dildo they left behind. As slutty and horny as Sienna is, she hardly needs any encouragement or thought to explore using this little unusual shower sex toy.<\/p>\n

Turning the shower on, the end of the dildo sprays water out, and after spritzing her face and pretending it was cum, Sienna is shoving that dildo nice and snug inside her, orgasming instantly in mindless pleasure.<\/p>\n

It isn’t until her overactive sex drive pushes her to turn the water up, to keep right on thrusting and impaling herself on it, that Sienna notices how bloated she is looking.
\nDeveloping a little pooch which quickly becomes a bulge, Sienna doesn’t care, losing control, horny beyond reasoning and deciding that she’s not stopping until she is stuffed.<\/p>\n

But just what happens when her belly bulges so much she no longer can reach the little water sex toy? Will Sienna pop like a sexy water balloon? Will she find that the swelling moves into all new areas? Will her boyfriend ever live down the fact his girlfriend is becoming the biggest sex freak on campus?<\/p>\n

Find out in the tale that teaches baths are boring, but Showers are Swell.<\/p>\n

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Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

When a story falls off the twisted titillation train of Tales from the Kreme, it sometimes gets lost to readers. Those stories are now found and restored, sometimes never before seen. In this issue of The Lost Kreme, we meet Sienna, a horny coed who is currently angry with her boyfriend and seeking some manual … <\/p>\n

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