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\"Selfies<\/a>

Selfies 11 by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

There are those stories that are hidden away within the Kreme Kollections that readers might not be aware of. Selfies is a series where the most popular of these hidden stories are brought out for readers to enjoy!<\/p>\n

A Good Sport introduces Susie, a disgruntled girl with inadequacies that only a mysterious stranger can change when he stops by the sporting goods store she works at.<\/p>\n

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Susie sometimes hates getting out of bed in the morning, especially to just drive to work and spend the day working at a sporting goods store. She hates the bland colors they make her wear, the fact she can’t even have her hair down. Most of all she hates not being able to dress and look like a girl.<\/p>\n

She has plans though, plans to one day find a guy who is simple enough for her to manipulate, who is captivated by her gorgeous face and eyes and who she can basically use for all her needs. Today is a day that might change all those plans. A mysterious man, one with bright green eyes and a strange gaze in them, is stopping by the sporting goods store.<\/p>\n

This man has not long ago visited a bank and made a large withdrawal, more accurately a liquidation of sorts. Now he has his mysterious eyes set on the sporting goods store and all the profits they keep locked up in their safe. All he needs is a distraction, one that Susie is perfect for, or soon will be.<\/p>\n

Susie leaves her encounter with this mystery man and instantly has a change of heart, choosing to eagerly assist the customers, using everything in her power to make sure they leave satisfied, but also using a rather impossible talent she never knew she had to demonstrate the various products, in only the most perverse ways possible.<\/p>\n

Proving to be the most popular sales girl ever, Susie finds herself simplified until Simple Susie is nothing but a desperate slut who knows sex sells and whose body is more inflated than her ego ever was.<\/p>\n

Sometimes, it doesn’t pay to get out of bed, but then Susie is just being a good sport, and more than just a pleasant distraction.<\/p>\n

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There are those stories that are hidden away within the Kreme Kollections that readers might not be aware of. Selfies is a series where the most popular of these hidden stories are brought out for readers to enjoy! A Good Sport introduces Susie, a disgruntled girl with inadequacies that only a mysterious stranger can change … <\/p>\n

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