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The Kreme’s Back 2 School Bundle – Book #1 by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

It\u2019s that time of year again\u2026 time to study hard, get some head in the class, and make a pet of the teacher. Fortunately The Kreme\u2019s Back 2 School bundles are your study guides to the joys of stimulating education. Remember, stay in school, because a mind can be a pleasurable thing to waste<\/p>\n

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Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n

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This study guide includes:<\/p>\n

Student Announcements<\/strong><\/p>\n

To save the girl he loved at first sight, Alan is prepared to use his skills of AV technology to spice up the morning announcements. Everybody knows the jocks and the cheerleaders can make life miserable for everyone else, but not many have the targeted subliminals that Alan has. Soon, the tides will turn and wrongs will be righted in this Kreme Klassic.<\/p>\n

X those that Apply<\/strong><\/p>\n

Fawn is sick and tired of being tormented by four evil cheerleaders. Fortunately she finds a solution in a seldom seen store called Curses R Us where all problems can be solved with a simple curse. Soon the bitches of the spirit squad will become what they never wanted to be, bitches in heat, and the heat is specific and unique to each and every one of them.<\/p>\n

Sticks and Stones<\/strong><\/p>\n

Everyone lashes out and calls someone a name now and then. Names like idiot, slut, even whore are tossed about in far too often. No one ever realized the power of those words like Ryan Jameson, who after receiving a mysterious fortune found that whatever he called people, they became. It’s Klassic Kreme with the romantic ending readers rarely see and with all the nasty fun they’ve come to enjoy.<\/p>\n

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Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n

Watch for Book Two coming soon!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It\u2019s that time of year again\u2026 time to study hard, get some head in the class, and make a pet of the teacher. Fortunately The Kreme\u2019s Back 2 School bundles are your study guides to the joys of stimulating education. Remember, stay in school, because a mind can be a pleasurable thing to waste   … <\/p>\n

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