{"id":40086,"date":"2016-09-21T12:59:40","date_gmt":"2016-09-21T17:59:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=40086"},"modified":"2016-09-22T14:55:32","modified_gmt":"2016-09-22T19:55:32","slug":"get-booked-for-back-2-school","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2016\/09\/21\/get-booked-for-back-2-school\/","title":{"rendered":"Get Booked for Back 2 School"},"content":{"rendered":"
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The Kreme’s Back 2 School Bundle – Book #2 by Kris Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

It\u2019s that time of year again\u2026 time to study hard, get some head in the class, and make a pet of the teacher. Fortunately The Kreme\u2019s Back 2 School bundles are your study guides to the joys of stimulating education. Remember, stay in school, because a mind can be a pleasurable thing to waste<\/p>\n

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Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n

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This study guide includes:<\/p>\n

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Double-stuffed Kookies<\/strong><\/p>\n

Melissa Miller has a plan to make sure this year’s prom is the best in the history of her town. Selling cookies door to door is easy for a pretty face like Melissa’s, but after tempting fate visiting the one house no one returns from, her face may not be what most men see when they look her way. Sometimes cookies are filled with cr\u00e8me, occasionally they have something more; Double-stuffed Kookies.<\/p>\n

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Grope Therapy<\/strong><\/p>\n

Max Colby, school principal, has had to call Melanie in for bad behavior. Unfortunately Melanie is also his stepdaughter, meaning he has to share a home with her and the last thing he wants is to bring the stress home. Thanks to a mysteriously successful therapy session with Doctor Linus, Max has little to worry about and Melanie will be giving an all new positive twist to being a bad girl.<\/p>\n

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Booking Brooke<\/strong><\/p>\n

Shy, bookish Brooke finds her desires shifting far from simply reading a book when one falls from a high shelf in the library, smacking her in the skull. She suddenly needs to live out that book, to embrace the story in ways far more intimate, and that particular book just happened to be the Kamasutra. Now Brooke will discover just what it’s like to be inside the book.<\/p>\n

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Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It\u2019s that time of year again\u2026 time to study hard, get some head in the class, and make a pet of the teacher. Fortunately The Kreme\u2019s Back 2 School bundles are your study guides to the joys of stimulating education. Remember, stay in school, because a mind can be a pleasurable thing to waste   … <\/p>\n

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