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\"A<\/a>

A Remote Chance in Hell by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

That remote from Hell gets all sorts of channels. Mostly adult ones. But it also has the ability to see book covers that were too hot for Amazon and Smashwords too.<\/p>\n

Never going to be seen on Amazon or Smashwords, here’s the uncensored book cover for A Remote Chance in Hell.<\/p>\n

And, in only a few days readers…<\/p>\n

It’s that time of the year when horny devils, moaning ghosts and sexy spirits cum out to play…<\/p>\n

Halloween with the Kreme is almost here!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

That remote from Hell gets all sorts of channels. Mostly adult ones. But it also has the ability to see book covers that were too hot for Amazon and Smashwords too. Never going to be seen on Amazon or Smashwords, here’s the uncensored book cover for A Remote Chance in Hell. And, in only a … <\/p>\n

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